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breakth-esystem.bsky.social
#FotoVorschlag #ComputerSaysNo
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October 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
tuditees.bsky.social
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#camiseta #sudadera #tshirt #hoodie #regalos #ideasregalo #gifts #giftideas #LittleBritain #CarolBeer #ComputerSaysNo #humor #fun
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Carol is the nice and willing face behind the counter. Nice if you are a masochist and willing to driving mad any unfortunate customer who needs her. This character will shrug her shoulders and even c...
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May 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
januskopp.bsky.social
Kann nicht Carol Beer das Feuer entzünden? Oder Ann? #LittleBritain #computersaysno #ähähäh #London2012 #olympicceremony
March 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
januskopp.bsky.social
Haarschnitt mit Maschine?
#ComputerSaysNo
March 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
speechandlanguage.bsky.social
And they don't just answer technical questions! Our speech and language therapists can also answer child specific questions when our Speech & Language Link subscribers phone up!
Read the full report: www.newbritain.org.uk/computersaysno
COMPUTER SAYS NO | The New Britain
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April 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
tuditees.bsky.social
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#television #computersaysno #southpark #gifts #giftideas #camiseta #sudadera #Tshirt #hoodie #LittleBritain #CarolBeer #computer #laptop #laptopsleeve #originalgifts
"Computer says no" Laptop Sleeve for Sale by loreleipelaez
Carol is the nice and willing face behind the counter. Nice if you are a masochist and willing to driving mad any unfortunate customer who needs her. This character will shrug her shoulders and even c...
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September 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
tweetshop.bsky.social
"Geven is makkelijker dan vragen" Karel Hendriks in NRC Magazine: "Wie een stempel opgedrukt krijgt als buitenstaander zal altijd een buitenstaander blijven. Mensen die elkaar insluiten en uitsluiten... een overheid die kan zeggen: jij bestaat een jij bestaat niet."
#absurd #computersaysno
December 9, 2024 at 7:06 PM
uriondo.es
A veces lo bueno de pedir un pack de camisetas aleatorias de Qwertee es que te descubren un sketch brutal que no conocías... #Computersaysno
November 25, 2024 at 10:51 AM
maydanoz-r.bsky.social
How did we cope before mobile phones and the internet? Our whole network went out for the entire afternoon - impossible to work and it was very strange to feel so disconnected. Tech is great….until it isn’t. #techissues #nonetwork #computersaysno #isthereanybodythere
November 18, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sarsaparillajane.bsky.social
It's just a constant attack on the most vulnerable. It's not a "pause" when obligations switch on & off sporadically within a single reporting period - who can trust that when the system can cancel the payment? Leave people the fuck alone with this trivial shit already.

#Centrelink #ComputerSaysNo
January 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
allaboutsales.bsky.social
Waar is ons Elke naartoe? @computersaysno bestaat blijkbaar niet meer? 😢 Jammer...
August 29, 2024 at 1:11 PM
luketryl.bsky.social
Full report here www.newbritain.org.uk/computersaysno
COMPUTER SAYS NO | The New Britain
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April 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
metadot.bsky.social
Computer just went down at home. No power cut. #computersaysno maybe it's a sign to go to #Arnside pier, have ice cream and watch the bore.
December 2, 2024 at 12:57 AM
tuditees.bsky.social
Hoy compartimos nuestra camiseta de Carol Beer: www.redbubble.com/i/camiseta/C...

#camiseta #sudadera #tshirt #hoodie #regalos #ideasregalo #gifts #giftideas #LittleBritain #CarolBeer #ComputerSaysNo #humor #fun
"Computer says no" Essential T-Shirt for Sale by loreleipelaez
Carol is the nice and willing face behind the counter. Nice if you are a masochist and willing to driving mad any unfortunate customer who needs her. This character will shrug her shoulders and even c...
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November 16, 2024 at 7:04 AM
emkingma.bsky.social
It's not just online, it's in-store too. I'm waiting to get cash out because of this...

"Grocery deliveries hit by ‘technical issue’"
www.theguardian.com/business/202...

#UK #ComputerSaysNo
Sainsbury’s grocery deliveries hit by ‘technical issue’
Supermarket chain ‘working hard’ to resolve problem that leaves it unable to fulfil most of Saturday orders
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March 16, 2024 at 10:31 AM
januskopp.bsky.social
Heute in der IT des @fussballmuseum in @stadtdortmund: Carol Beer. #ComputerSaysNo #Dortmund #DFB
March 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
wighthot.bsky.social
How about that? I wrote a tongue-in-cheek opinion piece conflating #KeirStarmer's #Britcard #DigitalID with judges' new sentencing powers banning crims from prescribed places, then I created concept of #WightCard and - BOOM! Wrong 'un banned from #IsleOfWight. #ComputerSaysNo
October 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
seamunchkin.bsky.social
Bravo Canva!
#ComputerFomt #typo #ComputerSaysNo #BetterWorkStories
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August 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
spectralheron.bsky.social
PC malfunction means I’ve taken unexpected leave this afternoon as I hate sitting doing nothing #computersaysno
February 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
annacmcshane.bsky.social
In a country where trust is increasingly hard to earn and easy to lose, fixing the basics isn’t just common sense. It’s good politics.

You can read the full report here - www.newbritain.org.uk/computersaysno
COMPUTER SAYS NO | The New Britain
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April 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
ruudveha.bsky.social
Wat zou het toch fijn zijn als de @belastingdienst.bsky.social de #toeslagen voor de #paasdagen zou storten….
#ComputerSaysNo
April 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
nafo-fellarina.bsky.social
#LittleBritain
#ComputerSaysNo
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April 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
yourpartyuk.bsky.social
The #UK #LabourParty toast, we've seen what they do to their own #MPs who call them out on their too many regressive & reactionary policies AND WE'VE HAD ENOUGH. We don't want or need a " #computersaysno" party (Ash Sakar @novaramedia.com). For #RealChange #SignUp #JoinUs #YourPartyUK #YourParty
andreadudding.bsky.social AndreaDudding @andreadudding.bsky.social · Sep 8
Zack is an exceptional communicator - more of this please
@teamlabouruk.bsky.social
change your tune to this, it’s literally what you were founded to do
zackpolanski.bsky.social Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · Sep 7
Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history.

And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:
September 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
causticcorner.bsky.social
Watch their famous "customer obsession" go down the drain.
#ComputerSaysNo
October 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM