Yes, I'm with you there - I remember what I did to my own hair back then & no wig could capture the horror of Sun-In, bad wet sets, & purple AquaNet, though 😂😂😂
I'm disappointed with the spiral perm & truly OTT bangs erasure. I wish I had a copy of my yearbook for the visual record of Bad Hair!
I'm disappointed with the spiral perm & truly OTT bangs erasure. I wish I had a copy of my yearbook for the visual record of Bad Hair!
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Yes, I'm with you there - I remember what I did to my own hair back then & no wig could capture the horror of Sun-In, bad wet sets, & purple AquaNet, though 😂😂😂
I'm disappointed with the spiral perm & truly OTT bangs erasure. I wish I had a copy of my yearbook for the visual record of Bad Hair!
I'm disappointed with the spiral perm & truly OTT bangs erasure. I wish I had a copy of my yearbook for the visual record of Bad Hair!
With Trump, Hegseth, Vance, and all of the other "men" in the Trump administration running around in more pounds makeup and gallons of Aquanet than a convention of Kristie Noem drag queens, isn't it time to dust off the old "metrosexual" moniker for these alpha-male fraudsters?
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
With Trump, Hegseth, Vance, and all of the other "men" in the Trump administration running around in more pounds makeup and gallons of Aquanet than a convention of Kristie Noem drag queens, isn't it time to dust off the old "metrosexual" moniker for these alpha-male fraudsters?
I was yesterday yrs old when I learned🟠got his looks AND hairstyling habits from mama Maryanne. 🍭🍥💫🌀☣️
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I was yesterday yrs old when I learned🟠got his looks AND hairstyling habits from mama Maryanne. 🍭🍥💫🌀☣️
#BreakingKindSongs
#MusicChallenge
30th
Song you were shocked by the first time heard it.
The 80s called... they said, "You're welcome." ☎️😎
Grab your Aquanet and tease that hair to the gods because the 80s didn't die—they just reloaded.
Chez Kane - Love Tornado 🌪️
youtu.be/yHzDZT4taos?...
#MusicChallenge
30th
Song you were shocked by the first time heard it.
The 80s called... they said, "You're welcome." ☎️😎
Grab your Aquanet and tease that hair to the gods because the 80s didn't die—they just reloaded.
Chez Kane - Love Tornado 🌪️
youtu.be/yHzDZT4taos?...
Chez Kane - "Love Tornado" - Official Music Video
YouTube video by Frontiers Music srl
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
#BreakingKindSongs
#MusicChallenge
30th
Song you were shocked by the first time heard it.
The 80s called... they said, "You're welcome." ☎️😎
Grab your Aquanet and tease that hair to the gods because the 80s didn't die—they just reloaded.
Chez Kane - Love Tornado 🌪️
youtu.be/yHzDZT4taos?...
#MusicChallenge
30th
Song you were shocked by the first time heard it.
The 80s called... they said, "You're welcome." ☎️😎
Grab your Aquanet and tease that hair to the gods because the 80s didn't die—they just reloaded.
Chez Kane - Love Tornado 🌪️
youtu.be/yHzDZT4taos?...
We are a mere breath away from mile high bangs — if someone makes an CFC friendly Aquanet (HFC?) it’s over
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We are a mere breath away from mile high bangs — if someone makes an CFC friendly Aquanet (HFC?) it’s over
"smile 4 u"...
The smell of hairspray (Aquanet) takes me back to my teen dating years and makes me horny.
The smell of hairspray (Aquanet) takes me back to my teen dating years and makes me horny.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"smile 4 u"...
The smell of hairspray (Aquanet) takes me back to my teen dating years and makes me horny.
The smell of hairspray (Aquanet) takes me back to my teen dating years and makes me horny.
Good hair? The MAGA long extensions look is compulsory apparently, a local TV news anchor requirement. IMO:a way to signal heteronormative, cis-gender conformity(also among women athletes). [Contrast with 1960s flower child long straight hippie chick hair, rejecting 50s curlers & AquaNet]
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Good hair? The MAGA long extensions look is compulsory apparently, a local TV news anchor requirement. IMO:a way to signal heteronormative, cis-gender conformity(also among women athletes). [Contrast with 1960s flower child long straight hippie chick hair, rejecting 50s curlers & AquaNet]
#OmgMary this photo-
creepy drag Donnie mom. My god he looks like her!! Forget the Aquanet coiffure confection, she’s even got his #Vagineck. #SuperficialPsychopathPosse #SpeciesOfEmptyHumans
creepy drag Donnie mom. My god he looks like her!! Forget the Aquanet coiffure confection, she’s even got his #Vagineck. #SuperficialPsychopathPosse #SpeciesOfEmptyHumans
Trump will never be the man his mother was.
Or, is this just Trump in drag?
I get the hair, now.
#FDT
Or, is this just Trump in drag?
I get the hair, now.
#FDT
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
#OmgMary this photo-
creepy drag Donnie mom. My god he looks like her!! Forget the Aquanet coiffure confection, she’s even got his #Vagineck. #SuperficialPsychopathPosse #SpeciesOfEmptyHumans
creepy drag Donnie mom. My god he looks like her!! Forget the Aquanet coiffure confection, she’s even got his #Vagineck. #SuperficialPsychopathPosse #SpeciesOfEmptyHumans
#NowPlaying Creeper - Sanguivore II: Mistress Of Death
Ludicrously OTT concept album from Southampton's goth metal maniacs that portrays a vampiric British rock band adrift in 1980s L.A. - and sounds exactly like it. Think of an Aquanet inhaling, Steinman produced Sisters Of Mercy with twin guitars!
Ludicrously OTT concept album from Southampton's goth metal maniacs that portrays a vampiric British rock band adrift in 1980s L.A. - and sounds exactly like it. Think of an Aquanet inhaling, Steinman produced Sisters Of Mercy with twin guitars!
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
#NowPlaying Creeper - Sanguivore II: Mistress Of Death
Ludicrously OTT concept album from Southampton's goth metal maniacs that portrays a vampiric British rock band adrift in 1980s L.A. - and sounds exactly like it. Think of an Aquanet inhaling, Steinman produced Sisters Of Mercy with twin guitars!
Ludicrously OTT concept album from Southampton's goth metal maniacs that portrays a vampiric British rock band adrift in 1980s L.A. - and sounds exactly like it. Think of an Aquanet inhaling, Steinman produced Sisters Of Mercy with twin guitars!
How much AquaNet do you suppose that sculpture required?
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
How much AquaNet do you suppose that sculpture required?
We sacrificed our Aquanet for nothing!
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We sacrificed our Aquanet for nothing!
Add some AquaNet and you have the scent of my teen years
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Add some AquaNet and you have the scent of my teen years
The epitome of alpha Magat:
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The epitome of alpha Magat:
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
Kiefer Sutherland: I went full 80s big hair!
HM: kpup. That’s Owen not Aquanet.
Kpup: umm Owen is a water dog. He can catch things.
HM: that’s not how it works.
Kpup: DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
HM: kpup. That’s Owen not Aquanet.
Kpup: umm Owen is a water dog. He can catch things.
HM: that’s not how it works.
Kpup: DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Kiefer Sutherland: I went full 80s big hair!
HM: kpup. That’s Owen not Aquanet.
Kpup: umm Owen is a water dog. He can catch things.
HM: that’s not how it works.
Kpup: DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
HM: kpup. That’s Owen not Aquanet.
Kpup: umm Owen is a water dog. He can catch things.
HM: that’s not how it works.
Kpup: DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
music.apple.com/us/album/you...
Each time I hear anything by them I simply feel like I need a Time Machine to 1983 to rock out in a rad dance club, higher on aquanet and life!
Each time I hear anything by them I simply feel like I need a Time Machine to 1983 to rock out in a rad dance club, higher on aquanet and life!
You Wanna Get Me High by The Donnas on Apple Music
Song · 2002 · Duration 2:54
music.apple.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
music.apple.com/us/album/you...
Each time I hear anything by them I simply feel like I need a Time Machine to 1983 to rock out in a rad dance club, higher on aquanet and life!
Each time I hear anything by them I simply feel like I need a Time Machine to 1983 to rock out in a rad dance club, higher on aquanet and life!
Aquanet and black shoepolish made an orange turd
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Aquanet and black shoepolish made an orange turd
She looks like if mascara commercials were racist glamor shots.She looks like she wants a ride to the mall to buy aquanet hairspray from someone in a denim jacket.
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
She looks like if mascara commercials were racist glamor shots.She looks like she wants a ride to the mall to buy aquanet hairspray from someone in a denim jacket.
Seems like you would tip over backwards from the sheer mass.
Good to know they still sell Aquanet in the big cans.
Good to know they still sell Aquanet in the big cans.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Seems like you would tip over backwards from the sheer mass.
Good to know they still sell Aquanet in the big cans.
Good to know they still sell Aquanet in the big cans.
Me too! I do not think my hair has ever flooffed so nicely! No teasing or Aquanet required!
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me too! I do not think my hair has ever flooffed so nicely! No teasing or Aquanet required!
What you usin?? Aquanet? Teeze it? Blow out?
a woman in a yellow shirt holds a pink purse in her hand
ALT: a woman in a yellow shirt holds a pink purse in her hand
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What you usin?? Aquanet? Teeze it? Blow out?
I also have to add:
Malibu's hair in the DragonStrike video is THE MOST GLORIOUS it had ever been. It had volume that could teach Spinal Tap a thing or two about what 11 looks like. A testament to the true power of gym muscles & AquaNet in the hands of gamer nerdies.
Malibu's hair in the DragonStrike video is THE MOST GLORIOUS it had ever been. It had volume that could teach Spinal Tap a thing or two about what 11 looks like. A testament to the true power of gym muscles & AquaNet in the hands of gamer nerdies.
There was this niche period of time when VHS board games were a thing. DragonStrike was an attempt to cash in on it but it missed the point; the VHS was supposed to be part of the game, not a pack-in trailer for it.
Anyways Deron McBee (Malibu from American Gladiators) was the Warrior in it.
Anyways Deron McBee (Malibu from American Gladiators) was the Warrior in it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I also have to add:
Malibu's hair in the DragonStrike video is THE MOST GLORIOUS it had ever been. It had volume that could teach Spinal Tap a thing or two about what 11 looks like. A testament to the true power of gym muscles & AquaNet in the hands of gamer nerdies.
Malibu's hair in the DragonStrike video is THE MOST GLORIOUS it had ever been. It had volume that could teach Spinal Tap a thing or two about what 11 looks like. A testament to the true power of gym muscles & AquaNet in the hands of gamer nerdies.