Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.

The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.

He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.

How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

As expected

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1/2 “Trump, furious at the size of the No Kings crowds, claimed that the estimated attendance of 7 million ‘is much lower when you subtract all the people who were there to show their hate for Elon..’

It’s “Colombia” YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS

Trump: "Don't forget I can use the Insurrection Act. 50% of the presidents almost have used that. And that's unquestioned power."

Do we say a man is sane when he calls in the military to fight a war when there is no war? If such a man is not sane, do we have a solution to stop the madness if he’s in the White House?

"The straw man being put forward is that it's either we have the military or we're going to get our throats cut at night in DC. Is there no middle ground? Do local law enforcement account for nothing? We've got the National Guard GARDENING right now in DC. Is that an efficient use of our resources?"

There's only one way to stop the rumors about Donald Trump's health: a press conference. Why won't he talk to the press, and why isn't the media doggedly demanding it?

Post a video of yourself with today’s newspaper saying this

Exactly. It doesn't give him implicit authority, either.

He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.

BREAKING: Congresswoman Maxine Waters just called for Trump’s cabinet to invoke “Article 25” of the Constitution to remove him from office.

“Something's wrong with this president!"

Who agrees?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdlR... Courtesy of @farronbalanced.bsky.social

Trump says using military force to “get Greenland” is on the table