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@zxidycks.bsky.social
· Sep 8
🤍 First post: 20 Jan 2025
🩵 Interests (7 Sept 2025):
- dan and phil
- ethel cain
- drag race
🤍 Notices (7 Sept 2025):
- no tws (oomfs can dm me for requests)
- this account is 95% my personal life and 5% recurring interests
- i qrt posts like they’re journal prompts, i’m not trying to start fights
🩵 Interests (7 Sept 2025):
- dan and phil
- ethel cain
- drag race
🤍 Notices (7 Sept 2025):
- no tws (oomfs can dm me for requests)
- this account is 95% my personal life and 5% recurring interests
- i qrt posts like they’re journal prompts, i’m not trying to start fights
3.9k minutes with Ethel Cain this year goodness gracious
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
3.9k minutes with Ethel Cain this year goodness gracious
this was like the first thing I thought of when they hard launched bcoz why were u writing abt ur bf biting u in the neck
December 8, 2015: Dan and Phil upload the read alouds of their TABINOF fanfictions, illustrated by some extremely talented phannies! Congrats to all the contributors, even 10 years on you should still be so proud! ❤️🧛♂️🖐🖼
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The Urge - A Dan and Phil Fan Fiction by Dan Howell
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December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
this was like the first thing I thought of when they hard launched bcoz why were u writing abt ur bf biting u in the neck
maybe this is a stupid thought but
billionaires aren’t actually billionaires in terms of the cash and income they have, they’re billionaires because it’s estimated that if they sold their company they could receive that much money instantaneously. so they’re billionaires bcoz we gaslit ourselves?
billionaires aren’t actually billionaires in terms of the cash and income they have, they’re billionaires because it’s estimated that if they sold their company they could receive that much money instantaneously. so they’re billionaires bcoz we gaslit ourselves?
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
maybe this is a stupid thought but
billionaires aren’t actually billionaires in terms of the cash and income they have, they’re billionaires because it’s estimated that if they sold their company they could receive that much money instantaneously. so they’re billionaires bcoz we gaslit ourselves?
billionaires aren’t actually billionaires in terms of the cash and income they have, they’re billionaires because it’s estimated that if they sold their company they could receive that much money instantaneously. so they’re billionaires bcoz we gaslit ourselves?
another Christmas idea is i want false lashes that are not evil to put on
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
another Christmas idea is i want false lashes that are not evil to put on
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December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
hijacked the shared patreon account to vote for philling you in
every time a man starts to like me I feel like I’m being hunted for sport
lowkey i don’t think i could ever be happy being with a man but i also don’t want to reevaluate my labels and think of how that would impact my life
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
every time a man starts to like me I feel like I’m being hunted for sport
latest I’ve stayed up all year maybe. goodnight
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
latest I’ve stayed up all year maybe. goodnight
lowkey i don’t think i could ever be happy being with a man but i also don’t want to reevaluate my labels and think of how that would impact my life
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
lowkey i don’t think i could ever be happy being with a man but i also don’t want to reevaluate my labels and think of how that would impact my life
god doesn’t hate anybody that’s kinda his whole thing. closest to hate is disappointment
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
god doesn’t hate anybody that’s kinda his whole thing. closest to hate is disappointment
hnnnnng let me rot I don’t wanna deal with the consequences of my actions
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
hnnnnng let me rot I don’t wanna deal with the consequences of my actions
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ok goodnight chat
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
ok goodnight chat
hauled ass and got my stuff together and I should be able to leave very soon. just need to not have anxiety about it and I’ll be all good
woke up and then took 2 hours to shower and still haven’t eaten anything. first meal of the day is going to go crazyyy
ok it’s been 80 minutes of me staring at my phone without getting out of bed time to start the day ig
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
hauled ass and got my stuff together and I should be able to leave very soon. just need to not have anxiety about it and I’ll be all good
woke up and then took 2 hours to shower and still haven’t eaten anything. first meal of the day is going to go crazyyy
ok it’s been 80 minutes of me staring at my phone without getting out of bed time to start the day ig
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
woke up and then took 2 hours to shower and still haven’t eaten anything. first meal of the day is going to go crazyyy
ok it’s been 80 minutes of me staring at my phone without getting out of bed time to start the day ig
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ok it’s been 80 minutes of me staring at my phone without getting out of bed time to start the day ig
my positive model of masculinity is my dad :3
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
my positive model of masculinity is my dad :3
my feet hurt and my room is a mess and I found out I actually only have until Monday of next week to write my report so like yikes
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
my feet hurt and my room is a mess and I found out I actually only have until Monday of next week to write my report so like yikes
did a pretty good job at it ngl
I gotta get out of bed and start memorizing my elevator pitch but I don’t wannaaaaaaq
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
did a pretty good job at it ngl
never shout never I love u so much
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
never shout never I love u so much
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October 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
walked all the way out of the building and realized I left my bag on the top floor NOOOOO
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
walked all the way out of the building and realized I left my bag on the top floor NOOOOO
I gotta get out of bed and start memorizing my elevator pitch but I don’t wannaaaaaaq
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I gotta get out of bed and start memorizing my elevator pitch but I don’t wannaaaaaaq
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I’ve also decided that awkwardly demanding an explanation is better than revealing my address so it’s probably for the better. i’m looking for causal but he is not making the minimums for even casual atp
I’m also not normally one to ghost so idk what I’m supposed to do in this situation… it seems like he liked going to the bars on the same nights as I do so that would be kinda awkward if I ran into him again??? idk I’m also against the premise of ghosting but idek what to do
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I’ve also decided that awkwardly demanding an explanation is better than revealing my address so it’s probably for the better. i’m looking for causal but he is not making the minimums for even casual atp
bro ur scaring the hoes i’ve only met you twice
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
bro ur scaring the hoes i’ve only met you twice