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zxenon.bsky.social
zen
@zxenon.bsky.social
mother (my wife is a little, don't trust me with actual children)
animal lover (sadly I don't mean furry, just a vegan 😞)
entrepreneur (in too deep in a pyramid scheme)
proud patriot 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
💖@lunabuna.bsky.social 💖
i still have it, and i swear it's more than a year ago
February 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
why me specifically?
February 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
idk how to open it up to dms but also replying to this specific post asking for that is kinda sus cause idk what about this you could possibly want to talk about
February 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
awawa
January 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
eat untill it stops bieng yummy
January 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
she gave herself that name none of us encouraged it
January 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
thats wayy too small thats no good u would like actually die
January 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
you dont need to lose weight wifey ur perfect just the way u are
January 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
yes owo
January 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i love youuu >////<
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
good for you but how is that relevant
December 15, 2024 at 7:57 PM
what happened to ur car?
December 15, 2024 at 7:53 PM
thats the least healthy option
December 15, 2024 at 7:53 PM
no you should have to eat pizza instead
October 9, 2024 at 4:42 PM
no im not ur so mean
October 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
wifeyyy is it gonna happen!! owo are you considering it??
October 8, 2024 at 5:05 PM
did i miss a post you deleted?
October 6, 2024 at 4:25 PM
when you actually have boobs pushup bras work
October 6, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Number six,
it's for dicks!
Take a Capri-Sun straw
and stick it in your urethra.
With a reverse piss,
you can't miss
~Amir Blumenfeld 2013
October 6, 2024 at 4:09 PM
ur verry cute, i love your eyeliner
October 1, 2024 at 1:00 AM
we both know your favorite snacks are pizza rolls and corn dogs, between this and your cauliflower rice what is with your telling-people-you-eat-healthy-food arc?
October 1, 2024 at 12:57 AM
i dont buy for a second that sounded acceptable to you like im not even cute to make up for it (if you want proof last non-comment skeet is a selfie)

but anyways my favorite snacks are brazil nuts and chile lime peanuts. and my favorite playground equipment is seesaw
October 1, 2024 at 12:48 AM
idk i guess my ideal date would be going to your place then complaining that im hungry not telling you what i want to eat denying a bunch of your sugestions untill we finally decide on something for you to cook, and then when its done id sit in your lap while you hand feed me untill i fall asleep
October 1, 2024 at 12:14 AM
go ahead im a stupid ugly annoying bitterhon youll be begging to be rid of me in 2 days
September 30, 2024 at 10:43 PM