baba žekï
@zt98.bsky.social
my mom used to call me Kramer and I always felt like George, but my friends say I'm Elaine and I'm absolutely gassed
September 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
my mom used to call me Kramer and I always felt like George, but my friends say I'm Elaine and I'm absolutely gassed
you have the right to a trial by a jury of my beers
September 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
you have the right to a trial by a jury of my beers
they weren't lying about gpt5 being a phd level software engineer because this thing is way shittier than people expect.
September 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
they weren't lying about gpt5 being a phd level software engineer because this thing is way shittier than people expect.
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just dropped a stupid amount of money to build a pc. first time having a desktop since 9th grade. I'm so excited.
August 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
just dropped a stupid amount of money to build a pc. first time having a desktop since 9th grade. I'm so excited.
practically begging for nintendo to c&d
July 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
practically begging for nintendo to c&d
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TIM WALZ: You know I can be a bit of a knucklehead sometimes and mess up in the kitchen, so it’s nice to be able to order in
JB PRITZKER: These apps should be affordable for everyone, not just me
GAVIN NEWSOM: I think we should ban doordash drivers who live in their car
JB PRITZKER: These apps should be affordable for everyone, not just me
GAVIN NEWSOM: I think we should ban doordash drivers who live in their car
The year is 2028: democratic primary candidates are being asked on their stance on the delivery app debate
July 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
TIM WALZ: You know I can be a bit of a knucklehead sometimes and mess up in the kitchen, so it’s nice to be able to order in
JB PRITZKER: These apps should be affordable for everyone, not just me
GAVIN NEWSOM: I think we should ban doordash drivers who live in their car
JB PRITZKER: These apps should be affordable for everyone, not just me
GAVIN NEWSOM: I think we should ban doordash drivers who live in their car
Cherynoble is the titantic for 2100s kids
July 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Cherynoble is the titantic for 2100s kids
OOOO baby OOOO
said ooooo
said ooooo
July 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
OOOO baby OOOO
said ooooo
said ooooo
ratatoulie sequel where ratGPT gives the competition better recipes you can murder me now
July 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
ratatoulie sequel where ratGPT gives the competition better recipes you can murder me now
why the fuck am I craving Sonic Burger
July 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
why the fuck am I craving Sonic Burger
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If the (wildly popular) governor of Kentucky can say this with his whole chest then what excuse does the (wildly unpopular) governor of California have?
July 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If the (wildly popular) governor of Kentucky can say this with his whole chest then what excuse does the (wildly unpopular) governor of California have?
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Hardware - Nintendo Switch 2 sold 1.6M units in June, the highest launch month unit sales for video game hardware in US history. The previous high was the 1.1M units of PlayStation 4 sold during November 2013.
July 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hardware - Nintendo Switch 2 sold 1.6M units in June, the highest launch month unit sales for video game hardware in US history. The previous high was the 1.1M units of PlayStation 4 sold during November 2013.
"you get a sheet of paper for any notes you want in this exam"
July 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"you get a sheet of paper for any notes you want in this exam"
is it addiction or is it just something people like to do
July 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
is it addiction or is it just something people like to do
dim sum lady just dropped four portions with five of us on the line
a man is jumping over a woman in a wrestling ring during a mixed tag match .
ALT: a man is jumping over a woman in a wrestling ring during a mixed tag match .
media.tenor.com
July 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
dim sum lady just dropped four portions with five of us on the line
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a sprite captured from the ISS yesterday 🧪
July 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
a sprite captured from the ISS yesterday 🧪
Chinese buffet with some of my closest
faith in god restored
faith in god restored
July 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Chinese buffet with some of my closest
faith in god restored
faith in god restored
literally was too hairy for a science experiment the other day.
June 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
literally was too hairy for a science experiment the other day.
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A 90s Disney exec reclines with his feet on the conference table. He takes a few puffs from his cigar.
"Goofy should have a dead wife."
"Goofy should have a dead wife."
June 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A 90s Disney exec reclines with his feet on the conference table. He takes a few puffs from his cigar.
"Goofy should have a dead wife."
"Goofy should have a dead wife."
2068
it's mr. beast's 3rd term
you're competing on livestream for social security benefits
it's mr. beast's 3rd term
you're competing on livestream for social security benefits
May 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
2068
it's mr. beast's 3rd term
you're competing on livestream for social security benefits
it's mr. beast's 3rd term
you're competing on livestream for social security benefits
that mr meaty episode with the tapeworm fucked me up as a kid
May 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
that mr meaty episode with the tapeworm fucked me up as a kid
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Earthbound - Starman Spectrum t-shirt is $18 at The Yetee buff.ly/JVufPcM #ad
May 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Earthbound - Starman Spectrum t-shirt is $18 at The Yetee buff.ly/JVufPcM #ad