Zoyciteyouma
@zoyciteyouma.bsky.social
Writer, performer, singer, grouch, empath with chronic depression. He/Him. Gen X. Married. Ace. Possibly a Muppet in disguise.
Please tell me somebody got footage of Kim Davis's reaction.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Please tell me somebody got footage of Kim Davis's reaction.
Bored. I'm about to call the monster Frankenstein unless someone stops me.
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Bored. I'm about to call the monster Frankenstein unless someone stops me.
"I'm over the moon," a dispirited werewolf.
September 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"I'm over the moon," a dispirited werewolf.
Are there any actual FUN social media platforms? This one ain't it.
September 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Are there any actual FUN social media platforms? This one ain't it.
Anyone want to play a game? Guess the theme for each line in the tic-tac-toe grid. For example, the bottom row *could* be video game sequels (DKC2, KH2, Batman: Arkham City) but there's an arguably better theme to be found. Good luck!
September 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Anyone want to play a game? Guess the theme for each line in the tic-tac-toe grid. For example, the bottom row *could* be video game sequels (DKC2, KH2, Batman: Arkham City) but there's an arguably better theme to be found. Good luck!
Why do they sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they're already AT the ballgame?
September 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why do they sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they're already AT the ballgame?
Hot take: wear oven mitts.
July 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hot take: wear oven mitts.
I think I've had just about enough of everything.
July 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I think I've had just about enough of everything.
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Thank you Marcia for the mention 💙
July 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Thank you Marcia for the mention 💙
My Wal-Mart has announced that exciting changes are coming. Can I say I have my doubts that any changes are more exciting than leaving shit where it is so I can find it?
July 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My Wal-Mart has announced that exciting changes are coming. Can I say I have my doubts that any changes are more exciting than leaving shit where it is so I can find it?
@coffeecatharine.bsky.social I've been thinking about you. I hope you're doing okay.
July 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@coffeecatharine.bsky.social I've been thinking about you. I hope you're doing okay.
I swear I used to laugh.
June 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I swear I used to laugh.
Okay Bluesky, my depression is the worst it's been since before I was medicated. I need poets, witches, LGBT+ pride, and a LOT less political hellscape; like let's limit it to Grey Delisle's posts. Can we do that for a while?
May 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Okay Bluesky, my depression is the worst it's been since before I was medicated. I need poets, witches, LGBT+ pride, and a LOT less political hellscape; like let's limit it to Grey Delisle's posts. Can we do that for a while?
I knew when I woke up this morning that I was making a mistake.
May 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I knew when I woke up this morning that I was making a mistake.
If I could afford counseling I wouldn't need counseling.
May 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If I could afford counseling I wouldn't need counseling.
No. 2 pencils are alike.
May 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
No. 2 pencils are alike.
For the record I'm willing to own a turntable.
May 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
For the record I'm willing to own a turntable.
A frisbee is neither frizzy nor a bee. Discus.
May 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
A frisbee is neither frizzy nor a bee. Discus.
If you've ever needed someone to set boundaries for you look no further.
May 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you've ever needed someone to set boundaries for you look no further.
It's almost 3PM and I just found out today is Asexual Awareness Day, which should give you an idea of how effective at visibility we all aren't.
April 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's almost 3PM and I just found out today is Asexual Awareness Day, which should give you an idea of how effective at visibility we all aren't.
Mario breaking up with someone. "It's-a not you, it's-a me."
April 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Mario breaking up with someone. "It's-a not you, it's-a me."