Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
zorotl.bsky.social
Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
@zorotl.bsky.social
I have a blue house
With a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Singing Whip it by Devo, but using a beef spinal column.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Yeah this was like a half finished thought.
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Counter point: what about the farms that export the majority of their product?
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Someone got their back blown out wearing this, and archaeologists don't want to admit it might have been consensual.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
100% sure "humiliation masks" were a kink thing at least.

Nobody would question this at a bondage club.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Big words from someone named Anus King.
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
A black man proved himself smarter than them, and they haven't been happy since.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
All up until the social event has ICE, ready to escort them to the gallows, because it will never be enough for a fascist.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I mean some still hold out hope for a monopole, but quantum mechanics people are weird.

We let them ramble about unified theories, magnetic monopoles, and time crystals, because they aren't bothering anybody.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"Those fuckers are bigger than I thought" - Everybody who sees a grizzly for the first time
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It genuinely wouldn't surprise me of this admin is selling drugs.
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Should probably note this was likely ironically made, and is from this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAUZ...
Blinding Lights (Arabic Version) - Eurobeat Remix
YouTube video by Vikas Music
www.youtube.com
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Posting stuff like this and acting like we aren't supposed to think this is the coolest shit ever
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hoc non est Latinum, stulta meretrix.
October 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
They really do need to make a bed that is just piles of pillows that I can burrow into.
October 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Human beings weren't meant to conceptualize 1 billion of anything. Not even the billionaires truly comprehend how much wealth they have.
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM