Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
zorotl.bsky.social
Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
@zorotl.bsky.social
I have a blue house
With a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Pinned
Does ACAB include Inspector Gadget?
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nobody talks about timeshares anymore. Are they finally all gone?
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
As someone with ADHD, my death will likely be from me forgetting to live.
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Special congrats to my microwave who has been wrong for six months but is now back to actually telling the time
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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it’s time
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I am the dog walker and you are my bitches, declares the lord.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I'm gonna burp your radishes
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Thought of a punchline but no joke.

Benjamin Franklin with a ballpoint pen: holy shit
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Read a recipe that was like "This store bought lemonade is only 15% juice. Gross and unhealthy. So anyway my recipe is 1 part lemon juice to 5 parts water and 1 part simple syrup."
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I think dandelions are more revolution coded than roses.

Look how defiant it is.
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Number 69: the nut weevil.
October 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If Daikatana gets remastered, I hope we get a full page magazine ad that says "John Romero wants to make amends".
October 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"they couldn't beat this information out of me". im confessing to shit I didn't even do if I'm at risk of a beating.
September 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The one and only thing I miss about a macbook, is that if you can't see your mouse cursor, you can shake the mouse around and the cursor gets massive. Really nice.
September 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I've been told they're adding this to ES2026
GoodIdea = ['hello','world']
GoodIdea[0] //hello
GoodIdea[1] //world
GoodIdea[0.4] //herld
GoodIdea[0.5] //compiler error
September 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
GoodIdea = ['hello','world']
GoodIdea[0] //hello
GoodIdea[1] //world
GoodIdea[0.4] //herld
GoodIdea[0.5] //compiler error
September 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Is there an AI that I can take a picture of the wine menu and it tells me which one tastes good?
September 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I miss when YouTube provided extremely basic analytics on every video for everyone. Was fun to see a spike in views when the algorithm pushed a video.

Closest I can get to that fun is looking at a flood of comments around a specific date. Example video:

youtu.be/WSqUBwlHld4?...
Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died Lyrics
YouTube video by Becca Critchley - Magpie
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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"The Sigma Male Grindset" grinding what exactly? other men?
September 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Thinking about Pathologic 2, and that one part where you're told to meet the Inquisitor, so you go to the church, and there are rows of gallows constructed.

Nothing hits like games from the former Soviet Union.
September 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Welllllll

Jingle, jangle, jongle

He don't wanna leave the dongle

Oh no no no no nooooooo
September 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Confession: I thought I hated Greek yogurt because it tasted like spoiled milk.

Turns out, someone served me spoiled Greek yogurt.
September 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM