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eleanor

@zornsllama.bsky.social

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tinkerer and journeyer • I like math, games, interfaces, and cats • they/them • en/de/fr • Basel🇨🇭• https://lnor.net

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responsible homeowner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 11d

Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo

J’ai stole le Joconde et maintenant elle est ma femme

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Corey They Them Brickley @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 10d

hi i made this for discord if you want it it only works on pc and android

emoji of two simple pares of legs facing eachother with big butts

the emoji of two people hugging over the emoji of the legs. It makes the people hugging look like they have giant bottoms

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 23d

me: this is my buddy. he doesn’t talk. he only makes dialup modem noises
my friend: (makes dialup modem noises)

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23d

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?

my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

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Hoi @hoi.tgirl.gay · 23d

Who tf are you people i thought i hired atp developers with aproto devs and mitochrondria

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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · Oct 1

I’m afraid I am still firmly in the awkward stage of L2 acquisition where I’m competent enough that people assume I say exactly what I mean to say, leading to me occasionally accidentally being quite rude

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · Sep 25

The thing is, all my apes *are* gone.

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Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · Sep 23

As much as I'd like everyone to use the metric system, we may have to give up—the English are just a lost cause.

IT SHOULD BE "KILOPEDE," IT DOES NOT HAVE 0.001 FEET

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eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · Sep 22

the German morpheme „Zug“ means too many things. not enough people are talking about this

eleanor @zornsllama.bsky.social · Sep 19

chat channel policing is the conversation killer. it’s only very rarely worth doing

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · Sep 16

Writing something on to my to do list after I have already done it just to get the pleasure of crossing it off my to do list. The advanced play.

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · Sep 16

Yoshiaki Koizumi confirmed in 2018 that the mushroom on Tad's head is part of his body, and not a hat

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Ian Coldwater 📦💥 @lookitup.baby · Sep 16

iptables? you should see a doctor about that

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · Sep 16

Philosophical representatives on mission who guillotine you if you use "begging the question" wrong.

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · Sep 15

i like my dejeuners the same way i like my morts: petit

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · Jul 31

what if frogs are pickled rabbits

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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · Sep 10

Visa and Mastercard reportedly coming for FAIRIES and CAT EARS

Get on the phone and ask them wtf is up because this even made me double take
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · Sep 9

Woke up to quite the update on this. I had been in contact with Payment Cloud about getting their service and they waited until now to hit me with the image below. Again, stringing me along instead of being upfront. They had seen my website multiple times before this.

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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · Aug 29

Ohmelette

A foodie style photo of an omelette on a plate with a fork having just taken a piece out, sprinkled with fresh chives, and with four bands of colour across the omelette; brown, black, orange, and gold. The bands of colour are those used on resistors; hence, an ohmelette.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · Aug 29

chat is this real

screenshot reads:

What have been your biggest challenges since launching Bluesky’s platform?

We can't get rid of this Jerry guy—

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · Jul 30

If we're deciding national security policy based on what I find most scary, then we should just let China have all the classified data and ban strangers from making small talk with me.