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eleanor
@zornsllama.bsky.social
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tinkerer and journeyer • I like math, games, interfaces, and cats • they/them • en/de/fr • Basel🇨🇭• https://lnor.net
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hi i made this for discord if you want it it only works on pc and android
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me: this is my buddy. he doesn’t talk. he only makes dialup modem noises
my friend: (makes dialup modem noises)
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me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?

my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
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I’m afraid I am still firmly in the awkward stage of L2 acquisition where I’m competent enough that people assume I say exactly what I mean to say, leading to me occasionally accidentally being quite rude
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The thing is, all my apes *are* gone.
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As much as I'd like everyone to use the metric system, we may have to give up—the English are just a lost cause.

IT SHOULD BE "KILOPEDE," IT DOES NOT HAVE 0.001 FEET
the German morpheme „Zug“ means too many things. not enough people are talking about this
chat channel policing is the conversation killer. it’s only very rarely worth doing
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Writing something on to my to do list after I have already done it just to get the pleasure of crossing it off my to do list. The advanced play.
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iptables? you should see a doctor about that
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Philosophical representatives on mission who guillotine you if you use "begging the question" wrong.
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i like my dejeuners the same way i like my morts: petit
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what if frogs are pickled rabbits
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Visa and Mastercard reportedly coming for FAIRIES and CAT EARS

Get on the phone and ask them wtf is up because this even made me double take
bsky.app/profile/dark...
Woke up to quite the update on this. I had been in contact with Payment Cloud about getting their service and they waited until now to hit me with the image below. Again, stringing me along instead of being upfront. They had seen my website multiple times before this.
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If we're deciding national security policy based on what I find most scary, then we should just let China have all the classified data and ban strangers from making small talk with me.
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Brain irrevocably broken by internet, no cannot read the flavor note “citrussy” without laughing
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On this day two years ago, Kyle Gordon posted a TikTok that had a text overlay reading, "Every European Dance Song in the 1990s."
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Proposal:

Using spoons and forks instead of sporks is a sign of petit bourgeoisie commitment to capitalist hegemonic cutlery.
I would like to order a new set of discourses for tomorrow, please