Tyger
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Don’t drive slow in the fast lane and please use your turn signal.
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Notre Dame speedrunning the 2023 Florida State Squandering Playoff Snub Goodwill challenge
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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listen the playoff is a lot of things, but one of them is “great for getting people to just say WHATEVER”
Kalen DeBoer: "If this game applies to and takes away from our resume, I don't think that's right."
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Mike Norvell during the presser
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Cool contrast between Dusty pleading the committee to not hold it against Ole Miss if they don’t have Lane Kiffin and Joe Tess pushing the committee to leave out an FSU team he was actively watching defensively dominate and WIN without Jordan Travis.
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Smugly pointing out that your opponent’s dozens of military medals are out of order is one of the weakest dunk attempts I’ve ever seen. Basically slamming the ball into the bottom of the rim
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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ncst is out here stretching the boundaries of “nice punt” (with the gracious assistance of Florida state) in a way I can’t help but appreciate
a logo for the sickos committee is displayed on a purple background
ALT: a logo for the sickos committee is displayed on a purple background
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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NC State just recovered the funniest fuckin turnover on a punt i have seen in a minute
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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nc state just recovered a punt from where it was punted because a florida state player executed a perfect header
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Mike seeing that this NC State team hasn’t given up fewer than 36 points since September
a man says it became personal with me in a close up
ALT: a man says it became personal with me in a close up
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Thomas Castellanos is like 90% of the way to being really good and his 10% where he's not ruins his whole credit rating
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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man that's such a big head, too, that's like trying to hit a kickball with a wiffle bat
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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doubling back to order food from a location you have forcibly kidnapped someone from is some truly sadistic shit
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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It might be in the form of a beautiful bird that lands in a branch outside your window. It might be an unexpectedly warm day in November. The 2,000 dollars is a state of mind, man. It’s a vibe.
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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What trading my best player taught me about b2b relations and also getting my ass thrown out the building
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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please let this go to discovery, i want to see how badly this man holds it together during a deposition
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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We’ve heard from the scorpion that he’s willing to cross the river without stinging us
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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To repeat: Maybe electing a life-long criminal to an office where he can pardon other criminals wasn't such a good idea.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM