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zoocop.bsky.social
the fang of gore
@zoocop.bsky.social
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a dark souls noun verbed image that says “jury nullified”
December 10, 2024 at 1:51 AM
zoocop.bsky.social
My kid is making a poster for her English class and I think we need to make t shirts
A graphic that says ABORTION in red letters and IS PRETTY COOL as white text in a blue circle
February 29, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Zenobia
A white and grey tabby cat with a pink nose and a funny lil mouth, due to missing one third of her teeth. She’s lounging on a yellow blanket and her eyes look very green
February 9, 2024 at 10:46 PM
zoocop.bsky.social
When your cat is loud but ultimately a coward
A single cat paw print in the snow on the threshold of an exterior door
January 13, 2024 at 6:19 PM
zoocop.bsky.social
When your bass player does acid
A text message saying : I know I always been light years behind you guys, but Thrak is so rad
January 1, 2024 at 2:34 AM
zoocop.bsky.social
Bad!
A grey and white tabby cat sitting on a lap at the table looking a little too intently at the fork. Plate is empty
December 1, 2023 at 2:10 AM
zoocop.bsky.social
Wow
A small gray and white tabby cat with a pink nose sitting on a red down blanket
November 29, 2023 at 2:36 AM
zoocop.bsky.social
I know how to talk to women
A text message from me to a total babe saying “I have a Mario kart analogy that you wouldn’t get and wouldn’t help”
November 26, 2023 at 3:03 AM
zoocop.bsky.social
A crimbinal
A grey and white tabby cat. Her pink nose is very dirty and she is outside instead of inside FOR SOME REASON
October 27, 2023 at 2:12 PM
zoocop.bsky.social
-and it’s called Crabs even though there’s clearly an entirely different crustacean on the logo?
- and it’s filled with peanuts and coco?
- and it’s a hard candy from Ukraine?

[Seymour Skinner voice] yes!
A candy wrapper, the candy is called crabs but the logo appears to be a lobster
October 25, 2023 at 3:16 PM
zoocop.bsky.social
Archie is the mayor of my block
A large and fluffy orange cat
October 17, 2023 at 3:30 PM
zoocop.bsky.social
These three in a row feel like getting hit by increasingly large boulders
Screenshot of 3 songs: Snake stuff Don taco and his hot sauce toss French fries are magical
October 17, 2023 at 12:39 AM
zoocop.bsky.social
Wow
A black and white tabby cat under a fucsia blanket sleeping all curled up
October 15, 2023 at 4:26 PM
zoocop.bsky.social
A little man
A black and white cat sitting on an office chair staring directly into the camera
October 14, 2023 at 12:47 AM
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Amazing
A small sleepy grey white and black tabby with a pink nose (which is now black because it’s dirty) looking out from under a blanket
September 28, 2023 at 6:33 PM
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Wow
September 5, 2023 at 9:53 PM
zoocop.bsky.social
Omg
Grey and white tabby cat, sleeping with one paw over her eyes
August 29, 2023 at 9:54 PM
zoocop.bsky.social
@horselythighs.bsky.social is this true
A grocery store aisle sign that says both “soup” and “broth”
August 24, 2023 at 9:22 PM
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Same
Coffee grinder with label: “holds up to 3/4 lb of beans”
August 21, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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This is the only cassette I still own for some reason
A cassette copy of Megadeth’s best album: Rust in Peace
August 21, 2023 at 2:29 PM
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I find this ominous
A fortune cookie fortune that says “you need not worry about your future “
August 20, 2023 at 12:56 AM
zoocop.bsky.social
Lookit this guy
A black and white cat with a little black nose, in loaf position, looking at you quizzically
August 19, 2023 at 2:45 PM
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I post loaf
A small tabby cat in loaf position
August 17, 2023 at 1:44 PM