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Crystal Lynn
@zombinary.bsky.social
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I post memes and leftist propaganda. I think I’m funny.
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covidtests.gov
Image description: a post from Katelyn Jetalina says, “Heads up, word on the street is http://covidtests.gov is going offline very soon. Get your free tests, if you haven’t already”
February 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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“You’re eating breakfast in bed? Can I also eat [your] breakfast in [your] bed please?” - Zuki, probably
a black Australian shepherd with his chin on the bed giving the begging face
February 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Look at how cute these bookmarks are
a small shelf with five books on it. The books have little fake leafy sprouts sticking out the tops
February 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Thanks Siri
Image description: a screenshot of my phone. At the top, it says “hey Siri when is the next Friday the 13th” Siri responds, “It’s Tuesday, March 18, 2025.”
February 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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It all makes sense now
Image description: a drawing of a few dinosaurs with the caption “Behind every hot person is a deep history with dinosaurs”
February 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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From bsky.app/profile/dian...

Until today, the US department of travel's webpage had information for "LGBTQI+" travelers.

Today it's been changed to "LGB".

The TQI+ aren't optional, motherfuckers.
a screencap of the travel.state.gov website from 1/31/25. Two areas are highlighted in pale red saying "LGB". Red text has been overlayed saying "was LGBTQI+"
February 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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It’s been nine months since my dad died, and I’m glad Kyle (his cat) sees this as her home now. It was hard at first for her to go from being an almost strictly outdoor cat to a strictly indoor cat at a totally different house. But she is happy here 💕
a tuxedo cat sitting on the dining table blocking my laptop as I pet her
January 31, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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A post from oregontinyhome says, “If they’re freeloaders then why is ICE raising workplaces?” A comment in response from michelle60711 says, “And who are the criminals at an elementary school?”
January 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies
January 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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A screenshot captioned “Me addressing the homies.” The screenshot is a post from Ben Zeisloft that says, “Various transgenders, sodomites, apostates and critical theorists”
January 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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A text between an unnamed texter and The Itsy Bitsy Spider at 1:09am Unnamed Texter: girl don’t go up the spout again the rains gonna come and wash u out Spider: I won’t [text liked by unnamed texter] Texter: you promise Spider: yeah [spider emoji, smily face emoticon] Later at 3:11am Spider: omg you’re gonna hate me
January 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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A picture of strawberry ice cream with the caption “ when I was 9, I thought anyone who preferred strawberry ice cream was weird and sad and now I love strawberry ice cream so I was right”
January 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Austin won’t always use the hand rims on his wheelchair so his hands end up getting filthy from the regular wheel. So once in a while I have to sit and scrub them clean with a toothbrush. The difference isn’t super obvious in the picture but it’s much cleaner now
a close up of Austin’s chair with plastic covering the seat, one wheel slightly darker than the other
January 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Look at this planter Paul bought with his own money!

Video description: a video of a planter shaped like a Rubik’s cube with actual moving layers
January 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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A post from Gemma Pender says, “It’s not Asperger’s, it’s Autism. Aspergers was named after the Nazi Hanz Asperger who tortured kids with additional needs to see which of them deserved to die and which could be put to work. Aspergers is just what they call “Put them to work instead of killing them” kind of autistic. The autistic community is trying to get folk to stop using that term because it’s offensive and ableist”
January 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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A post from @s4m31p4n says, “Hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is”
January 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A post from Jason Satterfield with the caption, “If I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs…” followed by a picture of eggs in a frying pan
January 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Rowland Heights CA
A post with a caption that says, “Does anyone have any friends in or near Rowland Heights, CA? That’s the town listed on this person’s Facebook page, and this should be circulated immediately.” Below the caption is a post from @LadyDumplings that says, “I cannot begin to explain how much I hate everyone.” Included is a screenshot from someone named Sandor Magyar that says, “I’m organizing with 3 other patriots to rent a large moving truck, stop by Home Depot and pick up 12 to 15 “day laborers” and drive them straight to the ICE facility. Next week is our test run with plans of doing it weekly as a service to the community.”
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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a post from @dremilyportermd says: a physician colleagues insurance will not cover her anti- sides medicine (Zofran/ondansetron) for her CHEMO. It is $280.40 cash for 30 pills at Walgreen’s. I logged into a physician/hospital medical supply company and can buy 30 pills for $3.30. That’s an 8500% markup.
January 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I went over with pink again and left it on all day lol. I’m much happier now

Image description: a selfie of me with bright pink hair
January 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Image: “Hey so umm….the VA is sending out letters asking “minorities who identify as LGBTQ+” to sign up and participate in some kind of research study and it kinda goes without saying but like….please DO NOT sign up for no shit like that for ANY reason under the current administration.”
January 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Feel free to add me on RedNote.
I’m a watcher more than a poster
January 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I knew it was a risk putting pink over green, but I really wanted a change and fast and I didn’t want to bleach so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ swapped patchy faded green for patchy faded pink. I’m not mad about it

Image description: a selfie of me looking tired, with uneven pink colored hair
January 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 7:38 PM