Crystal Lynn
@zombinary.bsky.social
I post memes and leftist propaganda. I think I’m funny.
“You’re eating breakfast in bed? Can I also eat [your] breakfast in [your] bed please?” - Zuki, probably
February 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“You’re eating breakfast in bed? Can I also eat [your] breakfast in [your] bed please?” - Zuki, probably
Look at how cute these bookmarks are
February 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Look at how cute these bookmarks are
New business idea: a filter for TV that censors the sound of doorbells.
Targeted to people who have dogs.
Targeted to people who have dogs.
February 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
New business idea: a filter for TV that censors the sound of doorbells.
Targeted to people who have dogs.
Targeted to people who have dogs.
It all makes sense now
February 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It all makes sense now
From bsky.app/profile/dian...
Until today, the US department of travel's webpage had information for "LGBTQI+" travelers.
Today it's been changed to "LGB".
The TQI+ aren't optional, motherfuckers.
Until today, the US department of travel's webpage had information for "LGBTQI+" travelers.
Today it's been changed to "LGB".
The TQI+ aren't optional, motherfuckers.
February 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
From bsky.app/profile/dian...
Until today, the US department of travel's webpage had information for "LGBTQI+" travelers.
Today it's been changed to "LGB".
The TQI+ aren't optional, motherfuckers.
Until today, the US department of travel's webpage had information for "LGBTQI+" travelers.
Today it's been changed to "LGB".
The TQI+ aren't optional, motherfuckers.
It’s been nine months since my dad died, and I’m glad Kyle (his cat) sees this as her home now. It was hard at first for her to go from being an almost strictly outdoor cat to a strictly indoor cat at a totally different house. But she is happy here 💕
January 31, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It’s been nine months since my dad died, and I’m glad Kyle (his cat) sees this as her home now. It was hard at first for her to go from being an almost strictly outdoor cat to a strictly indoor cat at a totally different house. But she is happy here 💕
I’m watching Beau is Afraid and just one question, what the fuck?
January 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I’m watching Beau is Afraid and just one question, what the fuck?
![A text between an unnamed texter and The Itsy Bitsy Spider at 1:09am
Unnamed Texter: girl don’t go up the spout again the rains gonna come and wash u out
Spider: I won’t [text liked by unnamed texter]
Texter: you promise
Spider: yeah [spider emoji, smily face emoticon]
Later at 3:11am
Spider: omg you’re gonna hate me](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fwbtoymflr4szxv7mgqgfy7f/bafkreiezb6fcl6ymw5ve3goboottliggso44lldczenuixrzdveuyzzi4q@jpeg)
I'm really annoyed. I got prescribed prednisone for a persistent cough. The prednisone's side effects made my vision blurry and made me have to pee like fifty times a day. And I still have the damn cough.
January 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm really annoyed. I got prescribed prednisone for a persistent cough. The prednisone's side effects made my vision blurry and made me have to pee like fifty times a day. And I still have the damn cough.
Austin won’t always use the hand rims on his wheelchair so his hands end up getting filthy from the regular wheel. So once in a while I have to sit and scrub them clean with a toothbrush. The difference isn’t super obvious in the picture but it’s much cleaner now
January 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Austin won’t always use the hand rims on his wheelchair so his hands end up getting filthy from the regular wheel. So once in a while I have to sit and scrub them clean with a toothbrush. The difference isn’t super obvious in the picture but it’s much cleaner now
Look at this planter Paul bought with his own money!
Video description: a video of a planter shaped like a Rubik’s cube with actual moving layers
Video description: a video of a planter shaped like a Rubik’s cube with actual moving layers
January 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Look at this planter Paul bought with his own money!
Video description: a video of a planter shaped like a Rubik’s cube with actual moving layers
Video description: a video of a planter shaped like a Rubik’s cube with actual moving layers
Reposted by Crystal Lynn
Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
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January 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
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Rowland Heights CA
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Rowland Heights CA
I went over with pink again and left it on all day lol. I’m much happier now
Image description: a selfie of me with bright pink hair
Image description: a selfie of me with bright pink hair
January 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I went over with pink again and left it on all day lol. I’m much happier now
Image description: a selfie of me with bright pink hair
Image description: a selfie of me with bright pink hair
Image: “Hey so umm….the VA is sending out letters asking “minorities who identify as LGBTQ+” to sign up and participate in some kind of research study and it kinda goes without saying but like….please DO NOT sign up for no shit like that for ANY reason under the current administration.”
January 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Image: “Hey so umm….the VA is sending out letters asking “minorities who identify as LGBTQ+” to sign up and participate in some kind of research study and it kinda goes without saying but like….please DO NOT sign up for no shit like that for ANY reason under the current administration.”