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Zohner
@zohner.bsky.social
Husband. Dad. Geek. Utah Jazz fan. Missouri tick rancher/rock farmer. Latter-Day Saint.
It’s just monkeys singing songs, mate. Don’t think too hard about it.
Biden's statue has been unveiled!
January 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
December 19, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I was looking for a picture of a dumpster fire and this is the best one I could find.
December 6, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Whenever I put on a pair of pajamas that don't have pockets, I understand how women must feel when they wear dresses.
a man in a suit stands next to a spiderman who says i don 't have any pockets
ALT: a man in a suit stands next to a spiderman who says i don 't have any pockets
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December 6, 2024 at 12:04 AM
December 5, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Just found a squatter trying to stay warm in my guinea coop. #Ozarks
December 5, 2024 at 4:06 AM
November 25, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Early morning visitors. #Ozarks
November 16, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I just started watching #ThePenguin. 3 episodes in and I'm hooked.
a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open in the dark .
ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open in the dark .
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November 13, 2024 at 8:01 PM
November 13, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I find that Alex Rodriguez is generally unwatchable in the booth. The fact that he looks like he's pretending to be Ross from Friends doesn't help. #ALCS #MLB
October 16, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Yep.
October 16, 2023 at 1:58 AM
I love sunsets in the Ozarks.
October 10, 2023 at 12:45 AM
September 27, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Jazz+ is an excellent idea if you live near Utah. For those of us elsewhere, we still need to figure out how to watch Utah Jazz games. NBA League Pass seems to be the best option; however, blackout rules apply which sucks for those of us covered by multiple teams' blackout maps. #TakeNote
September 27, 2023 at 6:07 PM
The NBA season can't get here quickly enough. This off-season has felt so long. #TakeNote
September 21, 2023 at 1:38 PM