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zoe
@zoewithnoy.bsky.social
anti capitalist

laugh at my jokes | im so funny

covid isnt over | wear a mask | BLM | free 🍉| eat the rich | this is my personal account

Mid 30s
She/Her
minors dni
Pinned
often imitated
never replicated
diet zoe aint as good
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
fishnets make me feel so powerful
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Hopefully people are remembering that sexual assault victims can read what they’re saying
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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the reason pinnochio's nose grew when he called himself a real boy is because she's actually a girl
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
sad and horny
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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partner: you bruise so easily now
me: thank you
them: zoe what the fuck

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October 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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if you're a very good slut during your time on earth then you get to ascend to be one of the angels whose job is to be a free use sex toy for the righteous in heaven for all eternity
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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all bees are snuffbait
🍂 so like, in order to reproduce, drones will have sex with the queen bee, and when they cum it completely destroys their abdomen, and they fucking die
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
whys everything gotta suck shit all the time
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Been a while since i shared my trans & non binary starter pack
Help out by reposting to give some creators and businesses a boost 💙
Trans people are doing it tough so this helps lots
go.bsky.app/4DUhFUd
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
listening to asmr videos while i shave my legs
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
i just took a nude so hot im basically guaranteed to escape samsara
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
waiter! theres a fly in my poop!
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tummy tuesday
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
dont let anyone tell you your wife cant get you pregnant
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
masking is cool actually
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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revised rules
1 sparkle on! dont forget to be yourself
2 keep ur mental up
3 drink diet your teeth will thank you
4 never under any circumstances see a chiropractor
5 document everything
getting all the girlies to each write five little rules for themselves
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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i am looking to adopt a dog with the It Factor
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM