zoe calamar 🦆
@zoeraecalamar.bsky.social
associate writer @ escape velocity (prev: contract writer @ gearbox on borderlands 4, writing intern @ insomniac on wolverine) / cat owner / plushie enthusiast / furtive pygmy
ooh ooh me next! my writing career summed up in one image
October 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
ooh ooh me next! my writing career summed up in one image
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
she is also a certified cutie patootie and is rapidly climbing the ranks of my favorite vault hunters. literally every line out of her mouth makes me smile and chroma accelerator is a top tier action skill, holy shit
September 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
she is also a certified cutie patootie and is rapidly climbing the ranks of my favorite vault hunters. literally every line out of her mouth makes me smile and chroma accelerator is a top tier action skill, holy shit
Borderlands 4 is out today!!! I still cannot believe I got to work on this project, even in the small capacity I did. The team at Gearbox has cooked up something extremely special, and I’m so honored that my first shipped AAA credit (!) is on a series I love so much. Break free!
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Borderlands 4 is out today!!! I still cannot believe I got to work on this project, even in the small capacity I did. The team at Gearbox has cooked up something extremely special, and I’m so honored that my first shipped AAA credit (!) is on a series I love so much. Break free!
i think the idea of an immersive courtroom drama thing sounds pretty fun but why on EARTH would they call it THE JURY EXPERIENCE 😭
August 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i think the idea of an immersive courtroom drama thing sounds pretty fun but why on EARTH would they call it THE JURY EXPERIENCE 😭
last night was a borderlands 2 doomsday trailer (feat. @lucawriting.bsky.social)
August 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
last night was a borderlands 2 doomsday trailer (feat. @lucawriting.bsky.social)
honorable mention:
July 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
honorable mention:
borderlands 2 came with the vita i bought to play danganronpa and i was like man that blue girl looks kinda cool maybe i’ll give it a try and then my brain exploded
July 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
borderlands 2 came with the vita i bought to play danganronpa and i was like man that blue girl looks kinda cool maybe i’ll give it a try and then my brain exploded
so when is streaky the supercat coming to the dcu
July 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
so when is streaky the supercat coming to the dcu
one of my friends bought a b grade warrior jar and they are sending me such incredible content with him
July 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
one of my friends bought a b grade warrior jar and they are sending me such incredible content with him
i will very likely never do this as i don’t know if i see myself ever getting quite that tatted up plus i already have two borderlands tattoos that i love but god i would look so cool
June 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i will very likely never do this as i don’t know if i see myself ever getting quite that tatted up plus i already have two borderlands tattoos that i love but god i would look so cool
i also got these bad boys out of the kiln today and i am obsessed with the way the glaze turned out— when it’s kind of thin and flat like on the edges or the handle it looks almost purple but where it’s pooled it’s a really pretty pale blue and i LOOOOOVE IT
June 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
i also got these bad boys out of the kiln today and i am obsessed with the way the glaze turned out— when it’s kind of thin and flat like on the edges or the handle it looks almost purple but where it’s pooled it’s a really pretty pale blue and i LOOOOOVE IT
very fruitful pottery day! glazed the 2nd batch of warrior jars, trimmed and handled a bunch of stuff, and threw this very pretty textured cup
June 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
very fruitful pottery day! glazed the 2nd batch of warrior jars, trimmed and handled a bunch of stuff, and threw this very pretty textured cup
white bean ricotta pasta with crispy summer squash and sun-dried tomatoes nyt cooking eat your heart out
June 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
white bean ricotta pasta with crispy summer squash and sun-dried tomatoes nyt cooking eat your heart out
this glaze combo turned out even more stunning than i could have imagined holy balls
June 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
this glaze combo turned out even more stunning than i could have imagined holy balls
i made some very good ramen
June 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i made some very good ramen
it is legit insane that cats have such immense psychic healing abilities i woke up in such a bad mood and then this thing climbed on my lap and started purring and suddenly life is worth living
June 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
it is legit insane that cats have such immense psychic healing abilities i woke up in such a bad mood and then this thing climbed on my lap and started purring and suddenly life is worth living
i made 3 of them with 3 different types of legs (one with no legs, one with just feet attached to the body, and one with full legs) and tried out a couple of different glazes and i’m in love with how all of them came out!!!!
June 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i made 3 of them with 3 different types of legs (one with no legs, one with just feet attached to the body, and one with full legs) and tried out a couple of different glazes and i’m in love with how all of them came out!!!!
MY WARRIOR JARS SURVIVED THE KILN!!!!!!! I AM SO PROUD OF THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
June 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
MY WARRIOR JARS SURVIVED THE KILN!!!!!!! I AM SO PROUD OF THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
unabashed flex incoming sorry y’all: i took my first pottery class on april 1st of this year. the cup on the left is the first piece i ever finished, the teapot is from my most recent batch of pieces. i genuinely cannot believe this is TWO MONTHS of progress, i am very very proud of myself!
June 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
unabashed flex incoming sorry y’all: i took my first pottery class on april 1st of this year. the cup on the left is the first piece i ever finished, the teapot is from my most recent batch of pieces. i genuinely cannot believe this is TWO MONTHS of progress, i am very very proud of myself!
starting off pride month with a bang
June 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
starting off pride month with a bang
Finished harrow the ninth
May 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Finished harrow the ninth