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#Gophers hoops writer @TheDailyGopher | Ph.D. in college nicknames

"It starts as ironic detachment but then it's 10 years later and you're miserable watching your own team and you can never get excited for anything anymore."
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Stretch goal continues to be to not finish last in the Big Ten this year.
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Well it was fun for 25 minutes at least.
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mizzou goes on a bit of a run to take the lead but the #Gophers are up 26-25 at the U4.

Mark Mitchell is a beast for the Tigers.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Still so bad against the zone. Things will never change.
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
#Gophers up 17-8 at the U12 and it is not by accident!
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This team is 5000% more fun to watch than the Johnson teams. Once they are on real TV you guys will floored with what you see.
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#Gophers up 10-5 at the U16. Certainly controlling the pace thus far.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
#Gophers have their first opportunity to collect a big win tonight vs. Mizzou, who is a top-30-ish team. We'll see what Niko is working with.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I don't want to freak anyone out but the #Gophers went 32-37 from the foul line today, which is a 86.5% clip.
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The #Gophers are up 50 on Alcorn State in the second half.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
#Gophers took the foot off the gas in the second half but cruise by Gardner-Webb 87-60. Caden Tyson led all scorers with 30 points while Jaylen Crocker-Johnson went for 13 and 14.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Parker Fox is the color guy on BTN+ tonight.
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
#Gophers up 53-20 at the half. Cade Tyson leads all scorers with 17. Jaylen Crocker-Johnson has a double-double already with 10 and 11. Asuma has 8 pts on 4-4 shooting with 6 assists. Solid debut for Medved's squad so far.
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
#Gophers dominating all aspects of the game. Really getting out quickly on fast breaks and pushing the tempo. Using their size to their advantage tonight to bully GWU.

Minnesota up 39-13 with 5 minutes left in the first half.
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Isaac Asuma appears to have ditched the headband for this season. #Gophers up 31-10 at the U8.
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
#Gophers up 20-1 at the U12 timeout. The Bulldogs are 0-10 from the field. UNC transfer and preseason star Cade Tyson leads the way so far with 8 points.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
10-0 run to start the game. #Gophers now up 20-1 over Gardner-Webb. Medved's motion offense is a welcome juxtaposition to the stagnation we saw with Johnson.
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Crocker-Johnson makes the first two FTs of the season and the #Gophers are now shooting 100% from the line. What a turnaround!
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The #Gophers are -25.5 against Gardner-Webb tonight. Impressive for a team we know nothing about!
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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goddamnit
October 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Strangely at peace tonight.
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
They've come a long way from being tied at halftime against St. Olaf in an exhibition three years ago!
Tyson Scores 28 in Exhibition Win Over NDSU - University of Minnesota Athletics
Cade Tyson scored a game-high 28 points, and Jaylen Crocker-Johnson (11) and Isaac Asuma (10) also reached double-figures, as Minnesota soundly defeated Nort...
gophersports.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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That's a lot of words to not say "I'm going to stop calling plays in shotgun formations"
The short-yardage woes for the #Gophers offense have been noted, and their offensive coordinator knows that.

Harbaugh details how he's working on fixing it, plus some insight on the OL changes.

"I gotta be better, and it will be better."

247sports.com/college/minn...
Minnesota OC Greg Harbaugh is working on fixes for the short-yardage problem
Minnesota offensive coordinator Greg Harbaugh is working on fixes for the short-yardage problem
247sports.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How about stop running it out of the fucking shotgun on 4th and 1.
October 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM