Me burning and drowning:

Must... Get... Drugs... To American.... Kids....

looks like someone spilled the TEA

I’ll see myself out thanks

The trash, the fridge, and all the closets and cabinets would require combination locks.

It's true. I was there.

In LV-426, Thanksgiving dinner stuff you!

Omg those were the best. I love how everyone involved in its creation, presentation, and reception knew how utterly stupid it was and yet we all laughed so hard on such a stupid level, which was itself hilarious, and it created this wonderful almost innocent moment of shared stupid laughter.

Immediate first thought.