Might we suggest moving to a country where your existence - and a good one at that - would be appreciated? I did that nearly 40 years ago and haven't looked back!

You : "I'm showing hand cleavage!"

Her: "You're doing WHAT?"

You : "It's a new thing I invented!"

Her: "No it isn't. You just have shitty old gloves!"

You: "Why can't you ever support my fashion choices?"

Her: "You're just a weirdo... And I asked you NOT to work outside in that dress!"

You just have no appreciation for the market value - or political staying power for some bizarre reason - of amorphous blobs!

What is DAT about? I'm sorry, don't block me...

Can you convince folks to think they're a small fishing boat off the coast of Venezuela? No?

(singing) But two out of three ain't bad....

I know this is a weird suggestion, but if you get a chance, go to disco in Prague. I went some years ago and I've never seen folks happier to be able to freely express themselves. THe scars of Soviet occupation do not heal quickly!

Well, to be fair, she's got enough stuffing shoved into those suede mourning pants to keep him interested for at least 30 seconds worth of action & fun!

Ooo, can I use your line there in my own pending review?

Happy, happy, and joy, joy, too! And as many extra commas as you fine folks want! All the bestest!

Already got my copy! Yippee!

Fasten your seatbelts!
(puts car in reverse)

"Monstre: Vol.1" by Duncan Swan (no next volume nor even book that I can find by this writer). But perfect creature feature that if it actually happened, would have literally made it's way north into my backyard! Next probably either "Heart-Shaped Box" by Joe Hill or "Infected" by Scott Sigler.

Not yet. I just happened to stumble across this one while looking for something else. Truth be told, I'd never even heard of him before!