Benjamin D. Hutchins
@zgryphon.bsky.social
This metal can only be space titanium.
Darn it. I need that sweet health-insurance-for-life deal...
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Darn it. I need that sweet health-insurance-for-life deal...
Beagle paws smell like ham!
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Beagle paws smell like ham!
Besides, like... what didn't we already reckon about the horniest POTUS since JFK?
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Besides, like... what didn't we already reckon about the horniest POTUS since JFK?
I... think I missed that detail, but to be fair, it's no more surreal than anything ELSE that happened in 2008.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I... think I missed that detail, but to be fair, it's no more surreal than anything ELSE that happened in 2008.
OTOH, why should they? Most of them under 40 have probably never seen one...
(Also, does ANYONE really know how mortgages work? Like, literally anyone, including the bankers who give them out? 2008 would seem to suggest that they don't either...)
(Also, does ANYONE really know how mortgages work? Like, literally anyone, including the bankers who give them out? 2008 would seem to suggest that they don't either...)
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
OTOH, why should they? Most of them under 40 have probably never seen one...
(Also, does ANYONE really know how mortgages work? Like, literally anyone, including the bankers who give them out? 2008 would seem to suggest that they don't either...)
(Also, does ANYONE really know how mortgages work? Like, literally anyone, including the bankers who give them out? 2008 would seem to suggest that they don't either...)
DID YOU MEAN: dopamine
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
DID YOU MEAN: dopamine
I'm pretty sure obelisks are pointy by definition...
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I'm pretty sure obelisks are pointy by definition...
In that context, "Trying to figure out what we were doing" becomes rather foreboding. :)
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
In that context, "Trying to figure out what we were doing" becomes rather foreboding. :)
I know, right? Like how TF did that happen?
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I know, right? Like how TF did that happen?
/*FIXME: that "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?" meme goes here */
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
/*FIXME: that "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?" meme goes here */
(nice photo, though!)
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
(nice photo, though!)
annnnd naturally it's overcast and intermittently snowing hard up here in the Central Highlands of Maine. :/
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
annnnd naturally it's overcast and intermittently snowing hard up here in the Central Highlands of Maine. :/
I don't think they're cowards, I think they're bought and paid for.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I don't think they're cowards, I think they're bought and paid for.
Any mention of something like power fists automatically makes me think, "Please assume the position."
Good old FISTO.
Good old FISTO.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Any mention of something like power fists automatically makes me think, "Please assume the position."
Good old FISTO.
Good old FISTO.
"Look at the bright side: that vow of celibacy won't be as much of a problem for you now."
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Look at the bright side: that vow of celibacy won't be as much of a problem for you now."
smooth criminal
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
smooth criminal