I wish reporters would just do that in the moment.
"Did Trump do [X]?"
"The evidence is based on hearsay and we will not discuss the meaning of the..."
"That's not a no. So...? Yes?"

I was a teenager when I had the Firm Belief that I had to read the Bond books in order because CANON! I managed it... and then promptly forgot about it entirely.

The woke woke wake up, eat from their yolks from a wok before walking to work where they'll woke woke woke woke WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA [eats cherry] WOKKA...

Actually, that follows the pill popping nicely. Carry on.

Nobody tell them about Frankenstein. I want to see them figure it out for themselves.

Imagine what would have happened if they hadn't caved. Imagine if we'd kept the Republicans up against the ropes.

Sadly, that's all we can do now, especially with Schumer's clueless excuse for "leadership" from his imaginary friends.

I mean Stephen Miller is wrong and I wonder if he's even capable of feelings.

I heard an interview with Steve Martin about playing the banjo where he said he had the thought in the beginning that if he kept this up, one day he’ll have been playing these notes for forty years. And here we are.

i’m just so fucking tired of living through crisis after crisis and feeling like we have to beg for and negotiate with our own representatives to address the crises seriously. they shouldn’t have to be disciplined by the base into mustering an appropriate response to a fucking coup!

State of the mosasaur skull! Red is vertebral, blue is jaw, black is rib, yellow is general skull material and green is… it is green.

She was straight too! Didja ever think of that? Huh? 😂

That’s the look of a man who read Rolling Stone religiously and will quote rankings like Bible verses…