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idk who martial is or why he gets his own law
December 3, 2024 at 10:09 PM
idk who martial is or why he gets his own law
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Not being plagued with ads is a nice feeling
November 17, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Not being plagued with ads is a nice feeling
listening to elyanna on full volume and having an out-of-body experience
a winnie the pooh teddy bear is sitting on the floor in a room
Alt: a winnie the pooh teddy bear is sitting on the floor in a room and his “spirit” is leaving his body
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM
listening to elyanna on full volume and having an out-of-body experience
bluesky popped off with that lil butterfly i think she’s so cute
November 15, 2024 at 7:27 PM
bluesky popped off with that lil butterfly i think she’s so cute
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Experience matter, whether it’s your mechanic, lawyer, or surgeon. But somehow, half of America’s decided, “Forget the surgeon; let the pool guy handle the appendectomy”
November 14, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Experience matter, whether it’s your mechanic, lawyer, or surgeon. But somehow, half of America’s decided, “Forget the surgeon; let the pool guy handle the appendectomy”
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Yale is a Hamas. Columbia, Harvard, Oberlin—all Hamas. Stubbed my toe this morning, and that's a Hamas. When you have a tiny bit of food in your mouth and make an S sound, and it launches right out in a big parabola?—you better believe that's a Hamas. We don't have Coke, is Pepsi OK? No, it's Hamas.
November 12, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Yale is a Hamas. Columbia, Harvard, Oberlin—all Hamas. Stubbed my toe this morning, and that's a Hamas. When you have a tiny bit of food in your mouth and make an S sound, and it launches right out in a big parabola?—you better believe that's a Hamas. We don't have Coke, is Pepsi OK? No, it's Hamas.
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sorry i’m late (to bluesky) time isn’t real and i’m not sure i am either
November 14, 2024 at 10:34 PM
sorry i’m late (to bluesky) time isn’t real and i’m not sure i am either
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the paramedics stopping compressions and asking my wife if she’d like to upgrade to CPR+ for $21.99
November 14, 2024 at 7:06 PM
the paramedics stopping compressions and asking my wife if she’d like to upgrade to CPR+ for $21.99
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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DON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE 🇵🇸
November 14, 2024 at 6:58 AM
DON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE 🇵🇸