I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Democrats who thought they could embrace diversity and multiculturalism while endorsing drone strikes and refusing to stop aiding Israel do not get a pass. Neither do writers of benign multicultural literature. Talking about "craft" in "workshop" is not enough. 1/2

in hindsight the NYT anti-trans crusade is one of the most despicable things that any big time journalism outfit in this country has ever done. a perfect and clearly intentional layup for the fascists on the Supreme Court

Someone should toss Biden into Jimmy Carter’s coffin when he’s asleep

buying a cybertruck and putting it in long term storage so i can rent it in 30 years to filmmakers who want to convey "this guy is a dipshit" in period pieces