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zara nerd was deemed too unfit to release to the wild so she was made a housewife instead

freelance digital artist working on Things and Projects. 21 year old

Contact: contactzaranerd@gmail.com
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shawtys got sexual techniques
my sona (in the style of my webcomic grimdorks.net) drawn in a way reminiscent of the song cover art for the greatest song of our time, Shawty Wanna Fuck by Maxeboy
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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queen

#DELTARUNE
Waist-up drawing of Queen from DELTARUNE. She's holding her hand up to her chin and laughing. "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" is displayed on her eyes in bright red text.
November 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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dialogue portrait commissions for a game jam game that unfortunately fell through, so im posting them here now!

batch commissions are hard to price, so if you want something like it make sure to ask in my dms here or message me on ko-fi: ko-fi.com/zaranerd/com...

#DigitalArt #Commission #GameJam
Four dialogue portraits of a funny little furry girl. She has black hair with red highlights that lay over her Starfy lookin' opera mask. She has black catlike ears with white fur in their interior. She has a blue suit with a red trim, and a black bow around the waist. Pose 1: She looks at the viewer with her hands clasped together and head tilted to the side. Pose 2: She looks off, hand on her hip, pondering with her hand on her chin. Pose 3: She bows towards the viewer in an Edgeworth-like manner. Pose 4: She throws her index finger up in a "eureka!" style motion.
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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made this edit while watching a frankly dog ass video essay
an edit of the goomba fallacy meme GOOMBA A, TWITTER BACKGROUND: i believe in opinion a GOOMBA B, REAL LIFE BACKGROUND, VERY FULL OF LIFE: i believe in opinion b GOOMBA C, HOLDING A MAGNIFYING GLASS UP TO GOOMBA A: why does everybody believe in opinion a and not b? i am the only smart person here
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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alright its 12 am get out of here
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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to play devils advocate he ends up doing it to everybody, disabled or otherwise. i think he was deluded into thinking this philosophy was correct before he became wheelchair bound. he talks about it in old footage near the start of the movie but its hard to tell whether or not he was disabled atp
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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🍊do you like my costume this year🍊

happy halloween
me as an orange girl. like an actual orange. ignore the large breasts
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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i said i wanted to read the idw sonic comics so my friend forced me at gunpoint to replay sonic forces (necessary reading). heres a drawing of my goober

#Sonic #SonicTheHedgehog
drawing of my sonic forces custom avatar. a purple cat with a black dress, red tipped gloves and boots, and a white earpiece and microphone
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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this is a regular occurrence (we're both broke)
text message chain Sender: You got any money? Me: nope
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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when you walkin

#ChainsawMan #CSM
drawings based off of a funny panel layout in the newest chainsaw man chapter. inner denji and asa are walkin around as heads on pairs of legs
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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small correction - gamestop's reply isnt based off of AI generated art. its superimposed on halo 4 concept art
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Animated PFP Commissions - 3 Slots Available

ko-fi.com/c/0fe8ef7056
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Happy 2nd birthday to one of my favorite games ever, Alan Wake 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!

reposting this old comic based off the funny goku meme in celebration

#AlanWake
Panel 1: Alex Casey shines a flashlight at the camera with Saga Anderson standing behind him. CASEY (muffled, fading into clarity): Alan... Alan... Alan!! Wake the hell up. Panel 2: Alan Wake sits disoriented at a table, Alex and Saga stand in front of him, drinking coffee. CASEY: Alan... we gotta save this... dog gone town. WAKE: The clicker... ANDERSON: No time for that, Alan...
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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An edit of the "they fucked his sandwich up 4 times" subway meme. My sona is drawn over the guy whose sandwich was allegedly fucked up four times. The text is replaced with "they fucked her series up 4 times." The Sandwich Assembler or whatever their job title is has been replaced by Xbox and the sandwich assembly station has various Microsoft fuckups in relation to the Halo series pasted over it
October 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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CONCUSSION DEVIL

#ChainsawMan #CSM #OC
A police detective points towards the camera. Behind him, a floating muscular torso with an eyeball atop it floats. The eye has a human jaw below it, with protrusions that mimic that of a football helmet. DETECTIVE: I need that house blown off of its foundation. CONCUSSION DEVIL: That's quite a large ask, detective. I'll need... special payment. How about... your honeymoon? DETECTIVE: Just do it. It's not like I'll remember it in the morning.
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Halo’s single player sprint debate was solved 6 years ago
An old tweet from DOOM on Oct 24, 2019. It reads “you control the buttons you press”
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I've been experimenting with the style I want to go for with these and I've settled on something more frame by frame animated at the cost of the cel shading. If you're interested in buying one of these the limited time listing is still available below!

ko-fi.com/zaranerd/com...
October 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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ms paint doodle of my sona sighing
October 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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went to sleep after i already woke up well rested and i had a dream i was walking around with a joint and a revolver. top dream analysts told me that this means im super badass. also that i probably miss being a stoner
drawing of my sona with a lit joint in one hand and a revolver in the other
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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INPRNT is currently doing free worldwide shipping on orders over $30 USD for the next two days !! Buy a poster pretty please

www.inprnt.com/posters/zara...
zara nerd INPRNT poster store
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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was bored in a voice call last night so i drew my favorite video store clerks: @deadmeatjames.bsky.social, @carebecc.bsky.social, and @lowcarbcomedy.bsky.social
Digital illustration of the three Dead Meat / Kill Count hosts, James A. Janisse, Chelsea Rebecca, and Zoran "Got My Lineart Stolen In the Summer of '05" Gvojic sitting on a couch. Zoran is obliviously and enthusiastically playing a video game while James and Chelsea are actively trying to escape an axe wielding silhouetted killer sneaking up behind them.
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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theyre saying its the worst thing ive ever drawn but i have no regrets
a drawing of a woman with large but suspiciously katamari shaped bumpy tits. she looks smug. the prince (from katamari) gives a thumbs up on a table
October 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I've put up a limited time commission listing for these! Only buy this if you're fine with me using it as an opportunity to experiment with the style. Limited to three slots currently !!

Buy Here: ko-fi.com/c/0fe8ef7056
ANIMATED PFP - LIMITED TEST RUN An animated profile picture of whatever character you want talking - good for Discord voice chats! Only three available, but be warned! I'm still in the experimentation phase with these. Experimentation guaranteed.
October 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM