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The Self-Appointed Defender of Free Speech thinks people who call him a Nazi should be punished.

Someone please get the world's wealthiest sociopath his binky.
Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
WTF. This makes it (inconceivably) even worse.
On left:

President Trump Statement Sept. 2, 2025:

"The strike occurred while the terrorists were at sea in international waters transporting illegal narcotics, heading to the United States."

On right:

(Under penalty of law) military leaders told Congress headed to Suriname.
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
when a representative of the people is pushed aside and pepper sprayed, all of the people she represents are pushed aside and pepper sprayed
Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
JD Vance is a nativist twit.
Unpacking the complicated history of the Civil War and why some nativists use it as a starting point for defining who is a real American. @jbf1755.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
SK QA
The answers to my reader Q & A are up! Topics covered include GOP crimes, Dem complicity, Ukraine, Epstein, the best Christmas movies, and much more! Read here:
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/welcome-to...
Welcome to Leaving the Party, Pal!
Your questions answered on Dem party failures, GOP crimes, Die Hard, and more!
sarahkendzior.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
in the type of society he is trying to bring about, it would be ice floe time

he is well past his logan's run expiration date
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
it makes more sense when you realize we're livestock and they're trying to thin the herd in anticipation of the social disruption the climate crisis they've been denying the existence of will unavoidably bring...
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
what happens when you go all in on your authoritarian cult and your godhead suddenly goes from asshole to batshit insane?
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
in a universe of constant change

conservatives fear... change
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
someone's addicted to dopamine...
Someone's spiraling extra quick!

The felon in chief "truthed, and retruthed" hundreds of times in just one hour.

I wonder what could possibly have him so agitated. Aside from the alzheimers, chf, renal failure and war crimes/murder in international waters.

#SheShed
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
SALE TODAY!

buy it. read it.
The $2.99 ebook HUGE SALE for my book THEY KNEW continues! I'm going to make a thread of excerpts here so you get a sense of the book. This is one of my most likely to be banned books so you should get it while it lasts!

Here's a link to ebook vendors: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
They Knew
FINALIST FOR THE LOS ANGELES TIMES BOOK PRIZE “Every sentence delivered. The pathos of truth-seeking left me thinking of Herman Melville."—Timothy Snyder...
us.macmillan.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
As the Purge begins...
The White House just launched a "Media Bias" tracker to supposedly monitor fake news. It's really a hit list of reporters & outlets covering issues in ways Trump & the admin dislike. Flagrant attack on independent thought, freedom of the press & free speech. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
White House launches website to excoriate media for ‘biased’ stories
Trump administration lists reporting it objects to in latest escalation of attacks on US journalism
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
honduras is cool, but by all means, let's invade venezuela because... (checks notes) Fentanyl!!!
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sketchy AF
Hate to be posting this on a holiday, but there's been renewed interest in the CIA-backed Zero Units in Afghanistan. Here's a good summary of @propublica.org's 2022 reporting on the units and just some of the civilian casualties they were responsible for:
What We Know About U.S.-Backed Zero Units in Afghanistan
Deadly night raids. Faulty U.S. intelligence. A “classified” war loophole. Reporter Lynzy Billing’s investigation offers an unprecedented insight into the civilian casualties of Afghanistan’s Zero Uni...
www.propublica.org
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A mentally unstable shooter with CIA ties, brought into the country six months prior and acting just in time for divisive Thanksgiving table talk?

I feel like I've seen this movie before 🤔
D.C. Shooting Suspect ‘Could Not Tolerate’ the Violence of His C.I.A.-Backed Unit in Afghanistan, a Childhood Friend Said
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
no notes
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Make Shame Great Again!!
There's a direct causal link between what Nuzzi did and multiple kids dying of measles.

She shouldn't just be out of the profession. She shouldn't be able to walk down the street without getting screamed at.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Trained by the CIA you say? Very interesting. And the day before Thanksgiving, no less.

There will no doubt be much heated conversation around the turkey today, dividing us further and driving us into our respective corners...
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
that trump let him in is irrelevant

statements like this are never corrected

the saying of the thing is it's entire function, serving only to divide and inflame

now that most americans have the attention span of a goldfish, it will be forgotten the moment the next malicious thing is said
Pirro: "This is what happens in this country when people are allowed in who are not properly vetted"
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Since their deployment was illegal, does that make Trump responsible for their shooting?



If they die, does Trump get charged with felony murder, or is that just for the poors?

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Judge rules Trump’s DC National Guard deployment was illegal
The judge postponed the impact of her decision until Dec. 11 to give the Trump administration time to appeal her decision.
www.politico.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
These fuckin' weirdos, again...
A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This administration is undertaking the largest transfer of wealth in history: from America to the rest of the world, with Trump as the middle-man taking his cut. Art of the Steal.
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I see three possibilities

His dementia is making it increasingly difficult for him to play the tough-guy psycho-fascist role he was hired for...

He was trying to damage Mamdani's support by embracing him, not understanding that it was more likely to exclusively damage his *own* support...

Meds...
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
JFC
I had to check for myself and I guess The Coast Guard is backpedaling fast on this horrifying gaffe.
I tried to view the posted new guidelines and check this out - the pdf on a government site has malware on it.

time.com/7335634/coas...
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
how far how fast
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM