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Zaph Camden
@zaphcamden.bsky.social
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Powered by coffee, pizza and forest bathing. Prefers eclectic moderation to intense fandom. Sharing my life with my Groupie 💕
Þetta Reddast! 🇮🇸
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Could be worse.
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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It just all seems a bit…pointless, doesn’t it?

Would you like a picture of Groupie to take your mind off things?
A young woman with coloured hair in pigtails smiles for the camera. She is barefoot and wearing a blue play suit with a swirly pattern.
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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When Groupie can’t… 😀
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Er, @jamiebear.uk, have you been popping round and watching our Prime Video without telling us?
Home Screen for Amazon Prime Video featuring “TV shows we think you’ll like”. The first one is called I LOVE DICK.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Well, today has been a rather unusual shift at work. And there’ll be two more of these to come…
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Groupie’s 2025 carving. What’s your favourite scary movie?
#Halloween
A pumpkin carved with a Ghostface design resting on a table. Behind it is a bag with the same design. A lit pumpkin with the character Ghostface carved into it.
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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It’s good.
But it’s no monster shortbread fingers, is it? 😆
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Zaph & Groupie were baking today and getting into the Samhain/Halloween spirit with these monster fingers made out of shortbread.
As ever we had a lot of fun in the kitchen.
#AtHomeWithZaphAndGroupie
A plate of green shortbread made to look like fingers, with red icing to represent blood. Close up of green shortbread made to look like fingers, with red icing to represent blood. A plate of green shortbread made to look like fingers, with red icing to represent blood.
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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#ZaphAndGroupieOnTour pictures 3/3; Groupie discovered a place in Glasgow called Golf Fang, which offers a really offbeat game of crazy golf. We particularly enjoyed the hole based on The Shining. Once again, there’s more pics on Instagram as you can only post four here…
A door with the word REDRUM scrawled on it. There is a hole in the door, and a woman in glasses looks through the hole looking unhinged. A mockup of a hotel corridor, with a carpet of hexagonal design and a child’s scooter on it, taken from the film The Shining. A neon illuminated floor with smiley faces at various places on it. A graffiti filled room, with a door marked LADIES in pink spray paint, in a “street”/urban style.
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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#ZaphAndGroupieOnTour pictures 2/3; our annual tradition of visiting the Glasglow event at the botanic gardens in Glasgow. Again, more pics are on my Instagram.
A man and woman, wrapped up well for the cold weather in jackets and hats, pose in front of a red neon heart, which is part of a large playing card installation. A woman in an orange jacket and black hats smiles as she points to a display of carved pumpkins. They all are illuminated from candles inside. A group of people walk towards a gate with the word NECROPOLIS illuminated in neon above their heads. There are illuminated crosses either side. A large tomb-like structure is illuminated by lights and bathed in dry ice smoke creating a horror film effect. There is a figure in a black cloak beside it.
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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#ZaphAndGroupieOnTour pictures 1/3; these were taken at the Enchanted Forest near Pitlochry, which was a lovely sound&light experience in the woods. I took a lot more, they’re on my Instagram.
A large green neon sign with a tree logo and the words THE ENCHANTED FOREST in front of an illuminated tree. A large pyramid structure with a honeycomb design projected on it stands at the shore of a forest lake. Large model bees are in front of it. A large fabric flower hangs over a queue of people in the forest. It is lit up in a shade of orange/red. A large light installation in the shape of a bonfire rests on a platform in the water. Other lights shine across the scene.
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Groupie is going to a Halloween event this evening dressed as Chucky.

Wanna play? 🎃
A woman in dungarees and a striped jumper snarls at the camera waving a bag in the shape of a meat cleaver. A woman in dungarees and a striped jumper snarls at the camera waving a bag in the shape of a meat cleaver.
October 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Sometimes life is hard but there’s always the chance of a better tomorrow.
That’s what I keep telling myself anyway.
Þetta Reddast! x
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Groupie was in a shop today which seemed to have everything the modern gal needs, all on the same shelf.

Acrylic nails, body scrub…chlamydia testing kit… 😦
£10 will get you a chlamydia test kit (for women only)
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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And it’s now official.
Hoping the next 29 ½ days are good for you all.
HAPPY NEW MOON
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Zaph & Groupie have been enjoying the old classics with a classic spin on things, in the company of the London Symphonic Rock Orchestra.
A band of classical musicians on a stage performing a concert. A band on stage with many coloured lights. Musicians on stage. Zaph & Groupie smile.
October 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Seen on Groupie’s travels.
We’re wondering what the story behind this one is…
I have to describe this as alt-text for those who cannot see and to be honest I’m not sure what to write here. OK, it’s some kind of purple vibrator. There I said the word, are you happy now?
October 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Had fun in Montrose visiting Groupie’s family down there, where we did moon card readings for her cousin. Here’s some other things that caught my eye there.
A moon card reading. Three cards showing moon-based artwork and the legends; Don't let your past hold you back South Node Bring love into the situation New Moon in Aquarius A new start is coming! New Moon A large plush pumpkin on a display in a shop. A sign on a wall. “Please DO NOT feed the seagulls as they may become aggressive” A railway bridge over the sea at sunset.
October 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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I’ve been followed by someone who claims she “secretly stalks the girls she admires” which has confused me a bit as I’m obviously a boy.

Oh, of course, she may be referring to Groupie?
Well, here’s a few pics of her, honey. Knock yourself out. 📸
Groupie in a shimmery dress on a staircase in a cruise ship. Groupie smiling and looking playful in dungarees indoors. Groupie with glowing UV hair in a fitness class. Groupie enjoying a Lancashire Hotpot in Manchester.
October 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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I get a moon calendar every year to let me know when to look.
Two moon calendars (one showing the last moon of autumn 2022, the other showing the first moon of winter 2023) showing the phase of the moon for each night, the stars, and artwork.
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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And this is ours!
A purple (slightly dusty) Trimphone, used for landline calls, resting on a white shelf.
October 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Now, this looks like a notable anomaly.

Shaded area is the range of temperatures on 6 October, every year from 1970 to 2024.

The yellow line is today.

😦
A graph of local temperatures on 6 October every year from 1970, showing today was about 8° centigrade warmer than average.
October 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Fairly similar here but not as bad as last night.

Still not a day for getting dressed or going out though.
October 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Hmm 🤔 have been followed by some kind of a ”naturist dating agency” account.

Oh dear. I’ve already got a free-spirited woman in my life, and we’re not sharing ourselves with anyone!

#ZaphLovesGroupie
Zaph & Groupie, very much in love. In a non-naturist setting, as frankly Aberdeen isn’t ready for that kind of thing 😆
October 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Meant to post this earlier but have been busy with other things…thanks to @transdiffusion.org for the little extras. That Thames postcard is probably going to end up framed and on the wall, you know…
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 AM