Zaph Camden
@zaphcamden.bsky.social
Powered by coffee, pizza and forest bathing. Prefers eclectic moderation to intense fandom. Sharing my life with my Groupie 💕
Þetta Reddast! 🇮🇸
Þetta Reddast! 🇮🇸
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Zaph Camden
@zaphcamden.bsky.social
· Jun 17
A timeline cleanse, if needed.
It’s Zaph Camden and Groupie Jonsdottir!
We’re happy because we’re from Europe.
And we have each other.
And also watermelon.
🍉
It’s Zaph Camden and Groupie Jonsdottir!
We’re happy because we’re from Europe.
And we have each other.
And also watermelon.
🍉
Seen a couple of people at work looking at the back of the microwave with a puzzled look on their faces.
Perhaps they’re trying to get BBC2.
Perhaps they’re trying to get BBC2.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Seen a couple of people at work looking at the back of the microwave with a puzzled look on their faces.
Perhaps they’re trying to get BBC2.
Perhaps they’re trying to get BBC2.
This is why Groupie is distrustful of technology 😀
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is why Groupie is distrustful of technology 😀
Have worked out some kind of a plan for next week’s training course which has annoyed the least amount of people and allowed for the fact I can’t be everywhere at once.
And upper management seem to be happy with it.
Dear oh dear. After this, the actual training will be a doddle.
And upper management seem to be happy with it.
Dear oh dear. After this, the actual training will be a doddle.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Have worked out some kind of a plan for next week’s training course which has annoyed the least amount of people and allowed for the fact I can’t be everywhere at once.
And upper management seem to be happy with it.
Dear oh dear. After this, the actual training will be a doddle.
And upper management seem to be happy with it.
Dear oh dear. After this, the actual training will be a doddle.
Officially confirmed I’ll be withdrawn from duty next week to run a training course.
Currently hiding in the gents having a word with myself.
“You can do this, Camden. You proved more than capable handling the temp staff in the cellar last Xmas. This is just the same thing with PowerPoint slides.”
Currently hiding in the gents having a word with myself.
“You can do this, Camden. You proved more than capable handling the temp staff in the cellar last Xmas. This is just the same thing with PowerPoint slides.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Officially confirmed I’ll be withdrawn from duty next week to run a training course.
Currently hiding in the gents having a word with myself.
“You can do this, Camden. You proved more than capable handling the temp staff in the cellar last Xmas. This is just the same thing with PowerPoint slides.”
Currently hiding in the gents having a word with myself.
“You can do this, Camden. You proved more than capable handling the temp staff in the cellar last Xmas. This is just the same thing with PowerPoint slides.”
Looks like my first trainees will be in the classroom with me next week.
And suddenly it all becomes very real. And a little daunting.
And suddenly it all becomes very real. And a little daunting.
a man wearing glasses is writing on a white board
ALT: a man wearing glasses is writing on a white board
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November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Looks like my first trainees will be in the classroom with me next week.
And suddenly it all becomes very real. And a little daunting.
And suddenly it all becomes very real. And a little daunting.
The combination of the heavy rain and the realisation the next full moon will be my six hundred and fiftieth has got me in the mood for music such as this.
🎧
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🎧
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HAMMER HOUSE THEME
YouTube video by TJP
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November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The combination of the heavy rain and the realisation the next full moon will be my six hundred and fiftieth has got me in the mood for music such as this.
🎧
youtu.be/Z6vKfV1tBJA?...
🎧
youtu.be/Z6vKfV1tBJA?...
It just all seems a bit…pointless, doesn’t it?
Would you like a picture of Groupie to take your mind off things?
Would you like a picture of Groupie to take your mind off things?
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It just all seems a bit…pointless, doesn’t it?
Would you like a picture of Groupie to take your mind off things?
Would you like a picture of Groupie to take your mind off things?
You know the year’s almost at a end when this starts getting played…
#KeepingIt70s
#KeepingIt70s
Released 10th Nov 1977, the most successful single of Paul McCartney's solo career, "Mull of Kintyre" achieved double the sales of the previous record holder "She Loves You", & went on to sell 2.5 million copies and hold the UK sales record as the best selling single of the 70s. #PaulMcCartney
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You know the year’s almost at a end when this starts getting played…
#KeepingIt70s
#KeepingIt70s
My dad quite liked these guys, which came as a surprise to little me.
I used to think the opening lines were ”ooh, the boogie down, alcohol…”
🎧
youtu.be/Lrle0x_DHBM?...
I used to think the opening lines were ”ooh, the boogie down, alcohol…”
🎧
youtu.be/Lrle0x_DHBM?...
Earth, Wind & Fire - Let's Groove (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My dad quite liked these guys, which came as a surprise to little me.
I used to think the opening lines were ”ooh, the boogie down, alcohol…”
🎧
youtu.be/Lrle0x_DHBM?...
I used to think the opening lines were ”ooh, the boogie down, alcohol…”
🎧
youtu.be/Lrle0x_DHBM?...
One of my neighbours has this very loud chihuahua. We always joke nobody in the block needs an alarm clock because the “demented dog” always wakes us up.
Sadly, she’s told me he has cancer and it’s only a matter of time.
And despite him interrupting “romantic moments” with Groupie…I will miss him 😔
Sadly, she’s told me he has cancer and it’s only a matter of time.
And despite him interrupting “romantic moments” with Groupie…I will miss him 😔
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
One of my neighbours has this very loud chihuahua. We always joke nobody in the block needs an alarm clock because the “demented dog” always wakes us up.
Sadly, she’s told me he has cancer and it’s only a matter of time.
And despite him interrupting “romantic moments” with Groupie…I will miss him 😔
Sadly, she’s told me he has cancer and it’s only a matter of time.
And despite him interrupting “romantic moments” with Groupie…I will miss him 😔
Julio Iglesias, Stevie Wonder - My Love
YouTube video by JulioIglesiasVEVO
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Flicking through the channels, ended up briefly on Babestation who were pushing “AI phone sex” advertised by videos of women who are clearly AI generated.
If even the gals providing the (less than) cheap thrills on channels like these are being replaced with AI, we’re all doomed.
If even the gals providing the (less than) cheap thrills on channels like these are being replaced with AI, we’re all doomed.
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Flicking through the channels, ended up briefly on Babestation who were pushing “AI phone sex” advertised by videos of women who are clearly AI generated.
If even the gals providing the (less than) cheap thrills on channels like these are being replaced with AI, we’re all doomed.
If even the gals providing the (less than) cheap thrills on channels like these are being replaced with AI, we’re all doomed.
Er, @jamiebear.uk, have you been popping round and watching our Prime Video without telling us?
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Er, @jamiebear.uk, have you been popping round and watching our Prime Video without telling us?
My energy company is offering two hours of free heating today. A great way to promote home naturism 😊
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
My energy company is offering two hours of free heating today. A great way to promote home naturism 😊
Having stuffed my brain full of learning on a three day coaching course and dealing with the usual shambles at work on the other two, it’s probably not surprising that I spent twelve hours in bed last night with bizarre dreams and still feel floaty and not quite connected with the world.
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Having stuffed my brain full of learning on a three day coaching course and dealing with the usual shambles at work on the other two, it’s probably not surprising that I spent twelve hours in bed last night with bizarre dreams and still feel floaty and not quite connected with the world.
Back in the Very Secure Place at work today, and amongst our consignments is a parcel going to a stud farm.
Perhaps we’ve got the winner of the 2029 Derby in the cage with us tonight…
Perhaps we’ve got the winner of the 2029 Derby in the cage with us tonight…
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Back in the Very Secure Place at work today, and amongst our consignments is a parcel going to a stud farm.
Perhaps we’ve got the winner of the 2029 Derby in the cage with us tonight…
Perhaps we’ve got the winner of the 2029 Derby in the cage with us tonight…
Today’s work commute smells of old tomato ketchup and the fog outside is bringing visibility down to just a couple of hundred metres.
I’ve had better Friday’s, to be honest.
I’ve had better Friday’s, to be honest.
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Today’s work commute smells of old tomato ketchup and the fog outside is bringing visibility down to just a couple of hundred metres.
I’ve had better Friday’s, to be honest.
I’ve had better Friday’s, to be honest.
If we saw this today we’d just shrug it off as a scene from #ZaphAndGroupiesSurrealLife…
PHOTO OF THE DAY. A policeman stops traffic to let a man carrying an inflatable rubber giraffe cross the road on his way to the British Industries Fair in London (1935)
📷 google images
📷 google images
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
If we saw this today we’d just shrug it off as a scene from #ZaphAndGroupiesSurrealLife…
Across the street I notice scaffolding put up on the apartment buildings, right to the top floor.
Some people will do anything to try to catch a glimpse of Zaph & Groupie naked, won’t they? 😃
Some people will do anything to try to catch a glimpse of Zaph & Groupie naked, won’t they? 😃
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Across the street I notice scaffolding put up on the apartment buildings, right to the top floor.
Some people will do anything to try to catch a glimpse of Zaph & Groupie naked, won’t they? 😃
Some people will do anything to try to catch a glimpse of Zaph & Groupie naked, won’t they? 😃
This is wonderfully #KeepingIt70s design.
Aquarius II – A Home-Computer Astrology Kit (1973)
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November 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
This is wonderfully #KeepingIt70s design.
A group of teenage boys on my commute at work all sharing the same vape.
Yeah, let’s all suck on what I’ve just sucked. That’s a fun game to play… 🤢
Yeah, let’s all suck on what I’ve just sucked. That’s a fun game to play… 🤢
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
A group of teenage boys on my commute at work all sharing the same vape.
Yeah, let’s all suck on what I’ve just sucked. That’s a fun game to play… 🤢
Yeah, let’s all suck on what I’ve just sucked. That’s a fun game to play… 🤢
Groupie and I were talking last night and a show called Extra Dimensions came up in conversation, I remembered seeing it on ITV (Grampian) late at night back in the 80s.
A quick search uncovered this clip, which I saw at the time. Left quite the impression on me…
youtu.be/SsUOeIRzeVQ?...
A quick search uncovered this clip, which I saw at the time. Left quite the impression on me…
youtu.be/SsUOeIRzeVQ?...
TV Show Snippet - Extra Dimensions, Robert Monroe, Out of Body Experiences, ABC.
YouTube video by Video History Snippets
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November 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Groupie and I were talking last night and a show called Extra Dimensions came up in conversation, I remembered seeing it on ITV (Grampian) late at night back in the 80s.
A quick search uncovered this clip, which I saw at the time. Left quite the impression on me…
youtu.be/SsUOeIRzeVQ?...
A quick search uncovered this clip, which I saw at the time. Left quite the impression on me…
youtu.be/SsUOeIRzeVQ?...
I have absolutely no words. 🚽 📲
www.withings.com/uk/en/u-scan
www.withings.com/uk/en/u-scan
U-Scan | Withings
The first toilet embedded urine lab
www.withings.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have absolutely no words. 🚽 📲
www.withings.com/uk/en/u-scan
www.withings.com/uk/en/u-scan
Am now officially qualified as a workplace coach after having had to do a pretend introduction to pretend new starts using pretend mail on a pretend machine.
Feel a bit like Brian Cant must have felt after his famous Playschool audition.
Feel a bit like Brian Cant must have felt after his famous Playschool audition.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Am now officially qualified as a workplace coach after having had to do a pretend introduction to pretend new starts using pretend mail on a pretend machine.
Feel a bit like Brian Cant must have felt after his famous Playschool audition.
Feel a bit like Brian Cant must have felt after his famous Playschool audition.
#KeepingIt70s, the squib edition.
Don't forget it's Brown Leather Jacket Day. Michael's going to safely set off some fireworks to celebrate.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
#KeepingIt70s, the squib edition.