I just want games journalism that tastes like real games journalism

its important as an artist to have strongly held bad opinions about your medium

I gotta find some way to make a Triple Triad-themed mtg deck, using the mechanics that feel the most fitting...

I've been wanting to make a FF8 or FF9 commander deck, but the only one that's mechanically interesting to me is the Vivi one that is like the most popular deck in the world 😅 I want a dumb freak of a deck that isn't actually that good but is interesting to play with/against

Bring back Gamesplayer, much better than Gamer. Plus it sounds like a goofy British surname

Must be nice to be free of its spell ✨

I think I will choose for the Fat Cat to get Drunk 😌🙏

Do you have a good one for the reverse of that though?

Took me a minute to figure out what these were 😅 Why is the bunnies one backwards though?

It is one, just like Ruby and Ruby On Rails

Wouldn't you say that's usually the case with synonyms though? They confer almost the same meaning but with different nuances? I'd say synonyms are not completely interchangeable, but can be used in lieu of each other...

That pixel font made me interpret this as a status effect that increases your cheesecake stat

Ok that's not strictly true, volume changes are linearly interpolated every 40ms, and everything else is staircased every 40ms

I'm sorry to report that it actually has staircasing _everything_, just at 40ms intervals.

I do have a workaround for smooth tempo changes (in some cases) if you're interested btw, but it is pretty cursed

Finally, a game with Jazz Holes