Aaron Zamost
@zamosta.bsky.social
I really hope this place works
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
Fantastic ad placement in the NYT. 👨🍳💋
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Fantastic ad placement in the NYT. 👨🍳💋
Democrats doing a great job of ensuring that I will continue to refuse to give them any money ever.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Democrats doing a great job of ensuring that I will continue to refuse to give them any money ever.
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Billy Madison (1995) and Punch Drunk Love (2002)
Billy Madison (1995) and Punch Drunk Love (2002)
July 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Billy Madison (1995) and Punch Drunk Love (2002)
Billy Madison (1995) and Punch Drunk Love (2002)
Just astounding how consistently trash Google's AI results are -- this is just completely made up nonsense. Hall of Fame product and reputational value destruction.
June 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just astounding how consistently trash Google's AI results are -- this is just completely made up nonsense. Hall of Fame product and reputational value destruction.
March 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I was also happy to learn that Michelle Pfeiffer won an Academy Award for "Most Desirable Female"
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I was also happy to learn that Michelle Pfeiffer won an Academy Award for "Most Desirable Female"
AI photo captions are also hilarious and terrible, JFC what are we even doing here
February 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
AI photo captions are also hilarious and terrible, JFC what are we even doing here
It's shocking how consistently wrong Google's AI is. Just total garbage, making Google search increasingly worthless.
February 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's shocking how consistently wrong Google's AI is. Just total garbage, making Google search increasingly worthless.
This tweet has lived in my head rent-free for seven years now and it's still as relevant as ever.
February 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This tweet has lived in my head rent-free for seven years now and it's still as relevant as ever.
Would read the heck out of a @jamellebouie.net column on this topic. Throw some old school Paul Newman in there too.
January 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Would read the heck out of a @jamellebouie.net column on this topic. Throw some old school Paul Newman in there too.
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
Well that's a new one
December 5, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Well that's a new one
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
November 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
There is no better cereal to eat dry in all the land
November 14, 2024 at 5:14 AM
There is no better cereal to eat dry in all the land
I'm supposed to believe that a country of 50% MAGA lovers is going to embrace this douchebag? GTFO
November 13, 2024 at 4:54 AM
I'm supposed to believe that a country of 50% MAGA lovers is going to embrace this douchebag? GTFO
Haven't tweeted since
September 17, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Haven't tweeted since
Greatest phone call scene
May 7, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Greatest phone call scene
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
April 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
March 23, 2024 at 2:37 AM
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
If you see this, post your favorite fictional vehicle.
January 31, 2024 at 1:16 AM
If you see this, post your favorite fictional vehicle.