Zak Wojnar
@zakwojnar.bsky.social
Bylines at a bunch of cool places. I’m also on Twitch, that’s fun.
SlashGear, Looper, Muscle & Fitness, Game Informer, Men’s Fitness, Screen Rant, Centennial Media Magazines, some other places, too.
Occasional bodyguard.
SlashGear, Looper, Muscle & Fitness, Game Informer, Men’s Fitness, Screen Rant, Centennial Media Magazines, some other places, too.
Occasional bodyguard.
#AnniversaryMovie is distressingly realistic and frightening in its plausibility. That’s all I’ll say for now. Stay tuned for my review on TV Squad on October 27!
@Lionsgate
@Lionsgate
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
#AnniversaryMovie is distressingly realistic and frightening in its plausibility. That’s all I’ll say for now. Stay tuned for my review on TV Squad on October 27!
@Lionsgate
@Lionsgate
Some people can’t handle a little Latino heat.
She can block me if she wants, but there’s no fewer than 65 million more people like me in this country.
She can block me if she wants, but there’s no fewer than 65 million more people like me in this country.
July 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Some people can’t handle a little Latino heat.
She can block me if she wants, but there’s no fewer than 65 million more people like me in this country.
She can block me if she wants, but there’s no fewer than 65 million more people like me in this country.
This is Ukraine.
Outside, the facade of the building is damaged. Broken glass and debris line the street, and the asphalt is pocked from explosions.
Inside is the rehearsal studio, open for business, where I practice drums.
If that’s not a metaphor for this beautiful country, I don’t know what is.
Outside, the facade of the building is damaged. Broken glass and debris line the street, and the asphalt is pocked from explosions.
Inside is the rehearsal studio, open for business, where I practice drums.
If that’s not a metaphor for this beautiful country, I don’t know what is.
June 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is Ukraine.
Outside, the facade of the building is damaged. Broken glass and debris line the street, and the asphalt is pocked from explosions.
Inside is the rehearsal studio, open for business, where I practice drums.
If that’s not a metaphor for this beautiful country, I don’t know what is.
Outside, the facade of the building is damaged. Broken glass and debris line the street, and the asphalt is pocked from explosions.
Inside is the rehearsal studio, open for business, where I practice drums.
If that’s not a metaphor for this beautiful country, I don’t know what is.
Bless you, Clone Hero/YARG community!
March 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Bless you, Clone Hero/YARG community!
Dang it, kitty, not cool!
March 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Dang it, kitty, not cool!
I guess there’s a reason to live a few more months.
March 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I guess there’s a reason to live a few more months.
Will Patton on Gene Hackman
February 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Will Patton on Gene Hackman
February 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think the beard makes me look more Latino, my mama’s side.
And then when I shave it all off, I look like a friggin’ Sons of Anarchy reject, my late Papadavid’s side.
…I think I’m gonna stick with the beard for now.
And then when I shave it all off, I look like a friggin’ Sons of Anarchy reject, my late Papadavid’s side.
…I think I’m gonna stick with the beard for now.
January 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I think the beard makes me look more Latino, my mama’s side.
And then when I shave it all off, I look like a friggin’ Sons of Anarchy reject, my late Papadavid’s side.
…I think I’m gonna stick with the beard for now.
And then when I shave it all off, I look like a friggin’ Sons of Anarchy reject, my late Papadavid’s side.
…I think I’m gonna stick with the beard for now.
I really hope there’s room for Black Lightning in James Gunn’s new DC universe!
January 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I really hope there’s room for Black Lightning in James Gunn’s new DC universe!
Seven days later, my brain blew up.
December 27, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Seven days later, my brain blew up.
All I want to do is take photos of cats mid-yawn.
December 20, 2024 at 8:20 AM
All I want to do is take photos of cats mid-yawn.
When the distorted guitar kicks in during the final verse of It’s All Over Now Baby Blue, it chills me straight to the bone. Every time.
December 5, 2024 at 5:13 AM
When the distorted guitar kicks in during the final verse of It’s All Over Now Baby Blue, it chills me straight to the bone. Every time.
November 25, 2024 at 6:16 PM
The first clip from the #MetalGearSolid movie has been released!
#BigBoss #RichardKind
#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding
#BigBoss #RichardKind
#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding
November 22, 2024 at 11:50 AM
The first clip from the #MetalGearSolid movie has been released!
#BigBoss #RichardKind
#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding
#BigBoss #RichardKind
#OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding
First panel of NYCC 2024
October 17, 2024 at 2:58 PM
First panel of NYCC 2024
Halpert Valentine lives up to his name.
October 12, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Halpert Valentine lives up to his name.
You’re gonna have to come at me harder than that, you stinky Ruzzian troll!
September 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM
You’re gonna have to come at me harder than that, you stinky Ruzzian troll!