Mark "Zak T Duck" 🦆 Crosby
@zaktduck.bsky.social
Mostly silent protagonist. Regularly a bloke called Mark. Occasionally a duck called Zak. Full time currburr, part time IT person for a HR team and freelance scapegoat. Consistently inconsistent. Opinions definitely my own. He/They
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It was great when FIFA got rid of Sepp Blatter and all the corruption stopped.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It was great when FIFA got rid of Sepp Blatter and all the corruption stopped.
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2nd December, still intact.
The Gävle Goat LIVE 2025 | Lofi Christmas mix
YouTube video by Gävle Goat LIVE
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
2nd December, still intact.
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Fans of 80s Advertising Jingles performed by Lancashire's two premier bands will *love* our version the 1981 Woolworths song...
I’m playing this song everyday 🎅🏼
The Lancashire Hotpots and Spray - Have A Cracking Christmas
YouTube video by SPRAY
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Fans of 80s Advertising Jingles performed by Lancashire's two premier bands will *love* our version the 1981 Woolworths song...
1st Day of December and the Gävle Goat and is not on fire.
The Gävle Goat LIVE 2025 | Lofi Christmas mix
YouTube video by Gävle Goat LIVE
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
1st Day of December and the Gävle Goat and is not on fire.
Just nominated @nikkijay.games's Quantum Witch for Outstanding Story-Rich Game Award in the 2025 Steam Awards.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just nominated @nikkijay.games's Quantum Witch for Outstanding Story-Rich Game Award in the 2025 Steam Awards.
...this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, Charlie Brown?
Come quietly or there will be trouble, Charlie Brown.
Leave Peppermint Patty, it’s Charlie Brown I want
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
...this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, Charlie Brown?
🎶What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me
Turn round quick and start to run
Find out I'm the chosen one
Oh no...🎶
Figure in black which points at me
Turn round quick and start to run
Find out I'm the chosen one
Oh no...🎶
🎶 If you want to, I'll change the situation. Right people, right time, just the wrong location. I've got a good idea, just you keep me near, I'll be so good for you. 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
🎶What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me
Turn round quick and start to run
Find out I'm the chosen one
Oh no...🎶
Figure in black which points at me
Turn round quick and start to run
Find out I'm the chosen one
Oh no...🎶
Why on earth are people still reading The Telegraph? They're vile
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Why on earth are people still reading The Telegraph? They're vile
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How often do I have to keep reposting this strip?
#cloudflare
#cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
How often do I have to keep reposting this strip?
#cloudflare
#cloudflare
Dammit, did @valvesoftware.com finally learn how to count to and beyond 3? Time to start saving up...
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Dammit, did @valvesoftware.com finally learn how to count to and beyond 3? Time to start saving up...
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@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social When Trump was impeached for his Capitol rant his own lawyers argued his repeated use of the word 'fight' was figurative. So by their definition the BBC edit is just showing him talking figuratively. Hope that helps :) www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...
Capitol riots: Did Trump's words at rally incite violence?
Donald Trump was accused of inciting violence that left five people dead. So what did the president say?
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social When Trump was impeached for his Capitol rant his own lawyers argued his repeated use of the word 'fight' was figurative. So by their definition the BBC edit is just showing him talking figuratively. Hope that helps :) www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...
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"When the Left sees bias in BBC coverage, its arguments are dismissed. When the Right does, it’s a national scandal."
Yep. Nobody was forced to resign when they did exactly the same thing (only worse!) to Corbyn. The BBC just "rejected" the BBC Trust's finding. bsky.app/profile/jimc...
Yep. Nobody was forced to resign when they did exactly the same thing (only worse!) to Corbyn. The BBC just "rejected" the BBC Trust's finding. bsky.app/profile/jimc...
I'm old enough to remember when the BBC editing a senior political figure's speech was a completely normal thing that nobody had to resign over, let alone the DG. www.theguardian.com/media/2017/j...
BBC Trust says Laura Kuenssberg report on Corbyn was inaccurate
Regulator says report on Labour leader’s views about shoot-to-kill breached impartiality and accuracy guidelines
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"When the Left sees bias in BBC coverage, its arguments are dismissed. When the Right does, it’s a national scandal."
Yep. Nobody was forced to resign when they did exactly the same thing (only worse!) to Corbyn. The BBC just "rejected" the BBC Trust's finding. bsky.app/profile/jimc...
Yep. Nobody was forced to resign when they did exactly the same thing (only worse!) to Corbyn. The BBC just "rejected" the BBC Trust's finding. bsky.app/profile/jimc...
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We're about 48 hours from a campaign to get Boris Johnson as the new director general of the BBC
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
We're about 48 hours from a campaign to get Boris Johnson as the new director general of the BBC
Just saw an ad for the new series of Bullseye hosted by Freddie Flintoff.
It would appear that the "high action" quiz show will be sponsored by Pro Plus.
Isn't that a bit on the nose?
It would appear that the "high action" quiz show will be sponsored by Pro Plus.
Isn't that a bit on the nose?
a close up of a dart board with the number 8 written on it
Alt: A dart hitting the bullseye on a dart board
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just saw an ad for the new series of Bullseye hosted by Freddie Flintoff.
It would appear that the "high action" quiz show will be sponsored by Pro Plus.
Isn't that a bit on the nose?
It would appear that the "high action" quiz show will be sponsored by Pro Plus.
Isn't that a bit on the nose?
Not entirely sure how to define this. An abomination? Inspired marketing? Salad cream with one of the training wheels removed? Further evidence that mayonnaise is proof of time travel?
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Not entirely sure how to define this. An abomination? Inspired marketing? Salad cream with one of the training wheels removed? Further evidence that mayonnaise is proof of time travel?
Haven't seen one of these in the flesh in donkeys yonks, and at £10 I won't be getting it either.
For those who don't know what it is, it's a Tunis Cake, a Madeira cake based Christmas cake alternative that was apparently popular in the 70s and early 80s
For those who don't know what it is, it's a Tunis Cake, a Madeira cake based Christmas cake alternative that was apparently popular in the 70s and early 80s
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Haven't seen one of these in the flesh in donkeys yonks, and at £10 I won't be getting it either.
For those who don't know what it is, it's a Tunis Cake, a Madeira cake based Christmas cake alternative that was apparently popular in the 70s and early 80s
For those who don't know what it is, it's a Tunis Cake, a Madeira cake based Christmas cake alternative that was apparently popular in the 70s and early 80s
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not worth the full effort but fuck this idiot.
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
not worth the full effort but fuck this idiot.
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'An Excellent Castle'
(jingle)
(jingle)
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
'An Excellent Castle'
(jingle)
(jingle)
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Live footage of whoever robbed the Louvre figuring out that the damn survelliance password is just the name of the museum
a close up of a cartoon character with a shocked look on his face
Alt: Feathers McGraw after figuring out a password
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Live footage of whoever robbed the Louvre figuring out that the damn survelliance password is just the name of the museum
BREAKING NEWS: Kane, enigmatic leader of the Brotherhood of Nod, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Asked for comment he replied "He's an envoy sent by the Scrin Overlord. Once installed as overseer of New York they will commence Tiberium seeding in the Lower Manhattan area. If not, they'll do it anyway"
Asked for comment he replied "He's an envoy sent by the Scrin Overlord. Once installed as overseer of New York they will commence Tiberium seeding in the Lower Manhattan area. If not, they'll do it anyway"
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Kane, enigmatic leader of the Brotherhood of Nod, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Asked for comment he replied "He's an envoy sent by the Scrin Overlord. Once installed as overseer of New York they will commence Tiberium seeding in the Lower Manhattan area. If not, they'll do it anyway"
Asked for comment he replied "He's an envoy sent by the Scrin Overlord. Once installed as overseer of New York they will commence Tiberium seeding in the Lower Manhattan area. If not, they'll do it anyway"
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.