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Zaki
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Web developer. 757, South Jersey/Philly ✌🏽❤️✊🏽
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If you feel disdain as a straight man on this app, it's prob cuz you did some disdainful shit
Twitter/X is terrible but there’s a disdain toward straight men on here.

This might not be our scene either 🤷🏾‍♂️
This is wildly wild
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
While they got the actual New Balance dad shoes on
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Shohei will win the MVP every year he's just...healthy
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Niggas used to be in the back of an ambulance just cause they saw Michael Jackson. Ain’t no new Mike 🙅🏾‍♂️
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
We're about to be living in House of Dynamite because this dumbass watched House of Dynamite
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
October 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This series from Baker Mayfield just now was the best in QB history. That man ain't human
October 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Boys be having lashes they don’t deserve
October 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
First time seeing just how much time he had to throw to first. AND with JT pointing. jfc
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Eagles with 14 total 2nd-half points over the last THREE games

With all the talent they got, how is that even possible?
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sports are a scam
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Phillies are buns. I sure hope the Eagles are winning to help ease this pain...
October 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Love it
October 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Personally, I blame Phils fans for the 0-2 deficit. Tyler Glasnow even said fans were subdued in the bullpen. Lost home field advantage
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I been saying this prob since I was 7
seven-year-old: “who’s voice is that”

me: “Bob Dylan”

7yo: “is that yr friend”

me: “no a singer”

7yo: “not a very good singer”
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I just can't imagine being so dumb as to blaming your financial situation on other people with no money instead of blaming the folks with more money than they'll ever spend in 10 lifetimes
October 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Trump already holds the record for most days with the gov't shutdown at 35
BREAKING: The U.S. government has shut down for the first time since 2019 with no immediate path to reopen it. nbcnews.app.link/fzkZLkKl6Wb
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Screamingggggggg 😭😭
September 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just as weird as why CK's death sped up the fascism. Strange catalysts all around
Man, if an injustice to Jimmy Kimmel is was finally causes a significant new majority of Americans to resist the steady onslaught of fascism, I am going to be very, very annoyed (but I will still take it).
September 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My personal TV theme song top 5:

1. NY Undercover
2. Perfect Strangers
3. Growing Pains
4. New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
5. Jamie Foxx Show (Simple Things)
My personal TV theme song top 5:

1. Amen
2. X- Men Animated series
3. A Different World (Aretha's version)
4. Step by Step
5. Duck Tales
My personal TV theme song top 5:

1. A Different World (Aretha version)
2. Moesha
3. Tale Spin
4. Animaniacs/Tiny Toons (idc!)
5. Captain Planet

Honorable mention: Pepper Ann
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Few things I hate more than folding laundry. But did we just forget about I Robot already?
September 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Imagine being so dumb that you follow a guy who says "smart people don't like me" and you don't understand that he's calling you dumb
September 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
And MRIs. It's like you're stuck in a bad 80s video game for 20+ min
I can’t believe medicine hasn’t come up with a better way to do mammograms. That is some primitive shit right there.
September 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM