Zack Bornstein
@zackbornstein.bsky.social
Emmy-losing Writer/Director (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, #StrangePlanet, @NewYorker)
Hot girl summer is over. It’s divorce lawyer fall.
September 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hot girl summer is over. It’s divorce lawyer fall.
me before and after seeing a tasty looking pie being sliced up
September 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
me before and after seeing a tasty looking pie being sliced up
love to fit into this world
September 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
love to fit into this world
Emmys 8 years apart
September 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Emmys 8 years apart
dirty mirror, dead inside, can’t lose
September 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
dirty mirror, dead inside, can’t lose
I’d rather pay double than say that
September 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’d rather pay double than say that
When friends ask me to dinner after 9pm
September 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When friends ask me to dinner after 9pm
I should have been more upfront: I am MLB two-way all star Shohei Ohtani
September 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I should have been more upfront: I am MLB two-way all star Shohei Ohtani
0-4🍹 vs. 5🍹 vs. 6+🍹
August 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
0-4🍹 vs. 5🍹 vs. 6+🍹
i promise these shorts looked longer online
July 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i promise these shorts looked longer online
kay fine, maybe the weird wake up before sunrise ppl have had a point this whole time
July 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
kay fine, maybe the weird wake up before sunrise ppl have had a point this whole time
“I did not have sex with a couch, I had sex with a couch’s cushions”
June 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“I did not have sex with a couch, I had sex with a couch’s cushions”
A more achievable Live, Laugh, Love
June 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A more achievable Live, Laugh, Love
just won this dog playing poker, still think i have a gambling problem now??
June 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
just won this dog playing poker, still think i have a gambling problem now??
He really is the the Joan Rivers of Hitlers
May 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
He really is the the Joan Rivers of Hitlers
damn security question trying to tear apart my family
May 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
damn security question trying to tear apart my family
Coming to CBS this fall
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Coming to CBS this fall
finally a booth to sing & record on CD, can’t wait to upload my talent to the Web
April 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
finally a booth to sing & record on CD, can’t wait to upload my talent to the Web
just got these, better late than never. or is it? maybe i should’ve gone with never
April 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
just got these, better late than never. or is it? maybe i should’ve gone with never
The half an avocado I cut open and tried to save for later
March 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The half an avocado I cut open and tried to save for later
ive been told collar popping is back and im so sorry you had to find out this way
February 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
ive been told collar popping is back and im so sorry you had to find out this way
this goes out to all the haters who said i don’t have range
February 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
this goes out to all the haters who said i don’t have range
WE👏NEED👏INCREMENTAL👏MARKET👏BASED👏SOLUTIONS👏TO👏CLIMATE👏CHANGE👏NOW👏
January 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
WE👏NEED👏INCREMENTAL👏MARKET👏BASED👏SOLUTIONS👏TO👏CLIMATE👏CHANGE👏NOW👏
Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand
January 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand