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Zach (Professional Hater)
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In a toxic relationship with the my favourite teams

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It’s time for the Lions’ annual Thanksgiving day game… and it’s a big one against the Packers

Preview up now, enjoy!
#Onepride

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Packers vs Lions Thanksgiving Day Preview | NFL Week 13 Predictions and Key Matchups
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Leafs winnnnnnn 2-0 over the Lightning as Dennis HildeBEAST picks up his first NHL shutout!

Let’s talk about it on Game Over Toronto right now!

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Maple Leafs vs Lightning Post Game Reaction & Analysis | December 8, 2025
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December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I was today years old when I learned that during a 5 minutes penalty review they can uphold it and call a second match penalty completely unrelated to the play they were reviewing
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Kinda love how much these teams hate each other
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tampa really struggling to complete passes in the 2nd… Leafs getting sticks on absolutely everything
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
List of things more enjoyable than watching the Leafs powerplay:

- watching paint dry
- folding sheets
- waiting for your friend after he said he will “be right there” 45 minutes ago
- watching an unskippable ad
- Cloud simulator in the OG GTA online days
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The NFC playoff picture is a mess right now… so let’s take a second and look where everyone is at, and the games they have remaining so we know what we need to root for

Enjoy!

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The NFC Playoff Picture is F*cked
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December 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Game. Hockey. Words.

I hate the shootout.

Game Over with @linecomposition.bsky.social breaking down Leafs-Habs

Now! Come say hi and slander Simon Benoit with me!

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Maple Leafs vs Canadiens Post Game Reaction & Analysis | December 6, 2025
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December 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Alright well the Leafs losing the shootout severely limits my ability to complain about it so that’s awkward
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I maintain that I would rather lose in OT than win in a shootout

The. Shootout. Is. Not. Hockey.

This shit remains the dumbest part of a sport that has many dumb parts!!!

I honestly might rather lose in regulation than win in the shootout

Cannot overstate how much I fucking hate it
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Would be a great time for the classic Nylander “don’t do anything all game then score the OT winner” moment
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s beyond hilarious that MSL calling a timeout with 1 minute left in a tie game is so out of the norm that the announcer have to talk about it

NHL coaches are such dinosaurs that MSL might be the only one who thinks of actually using his timeout in a game where he otherwise wouldn’t do so
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Cannot express how little confidence I have in the PP
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Oh NOW the Leafs want to get quality chances
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oh my lawd Scotty Laughton goes old school
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You can’t make this shit up shorthanded 2 on 1 and Lorentz tries a one handed windmill move
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Watching Simon Benoit play hockey is just a rage bait simulator
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You know thinking about it… the Leafs are just spreading the Christmas spirit by giving all the Habs players presents in the form of uncontested chances

Have to appreciate the gift giving on display
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Why does every Leafs-Habs 2nd period look like Montreal is furiously trying to comeback in the last 2 minutes of a game… but for a whole fucking period
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Unironically this has been equally as pathetic as the 2nd period in Montreal two weeks ago

The difference is the Habs just don’t have any finish this time around
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Are the Leafs fucking allergic to covering guys why is everyone just standing in no mans land
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Crazy dive by Willy but we take those
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
There’s no worse matchup in regular season hockey for the Leafs than against the Habs in the 2nd period with the long change
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Thank you Hildebeast
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
By the end of tonight I might commit a war crime against Benoit and Myers

These guys fucking blow
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Can the Leafs start pretending to be the bigger team and just run through a motherfuckers face

At this point take a penalty I don’t care just start running over everything that moves
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM