zach
@zachlyons.com
professional photographer and amateur shitposter
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I cannot begin to describe how little interest I have in an AI web browser.
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I cannot begin to describe how little interest I have in an AI web browser.
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“Of Montreal” is from Athens Georgia but you won’t hear about it in the mainstream press
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“Of Montreal” is from Athens Georgia but you won’t hear about it in the mainstream press
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In addition to any moral or competitive arguments,
1. This is a fake problem. There aren't any trans women in NWSL. There aren't any trans women in the immediate pipeline that I'm aware of.
2. Using Banda for the cover photo here is obviously just extremely racist.
1. This is a fake problem. There aren't any trans women in NWSL. There aren't any trans women in the immediate pipeline that I'm aware of.
2. Using Banda for the cover photo here is obviously just extremely racist.
Deeply disappointed in Liz Eddy here, who I've always liked and respected. A reminder that we have a lot of work to do when it comes to educating the public about why trans inclusion isn't just morally correct, but competitively sound share.google/Gjf9a1Sl01eL...
National Women’s Soccer League must adopt gender standards to keep growing
Recent controversies across women’s sports — from swimming to track and field — have highlighted professional soccer lacks clear eligibility policies, unlike a growing number of other competitions.…
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October 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In addition to any moral or competitive arguments,
1. This is a fake problem. There aren't any trans women in NWSL. There aren't any trans women in the immediate pipeline that I'm aware of.
2. Using Banda for the cover photo here is obviously just extremely racist.
1. This is a fake problem. There aren't any trans women in NWSL. There aren't any trans women in the immediate pipeline that I'm aware of.
2. Using Banda for the cover photo here is obviously just extremely racist.
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
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respectfully I do not believe gianmarco soresi is straight
October 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
respectfully I do not believe gianmarco soresi is straight
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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If the Geico Gecko started talking to me at the library I’d hit it with a copy of War and Peace
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If the Geico Gecko started talking to me at the library I’d hit it with a copy of War and Peace
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Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day
Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG
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nooooo you don't understand, the sex pest who got kicked out for being a sex pest and then didn't show any remorse NEEDS to return to our football club. he's literally the only man who can get the job done despite us having more reach than most clubs!!! just tell him not to be a sex pest!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
nooooo you don't understand, the sex pest who got kicked out for being a sex pest and then didn't show any remorse NEEDS to return to our football club. he's literally the only man who can get the job done despite us having more reach than most clubs!!! just tell him not to be a sex pest!!!!
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trumps strategy of destroying blue states which bring in majority of countries revenue and then also destroying and bringing red states to mass suicide with tariffs doesn’t make much sense so far
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
trumps strategy of destroying blue states which bring in majority of countries revenue and then also destroying and bringing red states to mass suicide with tariffs doesn’t make much sense so far
society really went to shit after the Arby’s on Ben White got rid of the og hat sign
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
society really went to shit after the Arby’s on Ben White got rid of the og hat sign
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BREAKING: President Donald Trump Has Appointed George Santos as Director of the Office of Government Ethics
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
BREAKING: President Donald Trump Has Appointed George Santos as Director of the Office of Government Ethics
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PTA kinda has no shortage of cool characters but man, Sensei made such an impact so quickly. Just like an immediate all-timer guy
October 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
PTA kinda has no shortage of cool characters but man, Sensei made such an impact so quickly. Just like an immediate all-timer guy
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ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
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To be clear I’m not related to this asshole
4 months apart
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
To be clear I’m not related to this asshole
racists will be like “why don’t we celebrate white culture” and the culture is just food that tastes like gruel and sadness
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
racists will be like “why don’t we celebrate white culture” and the culture is just food that tastes like gruel and sadness
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Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
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This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.
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October 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This kicks ass
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This kicks ass
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Trump is right, there is a war on Christians. He's the one doing it.
WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.
October 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trump is right, there is a war on Christians. He's the one doing it.
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the hardest part of living in Portland is having your house burn down every single night and then having to rebuild it during the day. the amount of money i spend just in drywall is insane.
Trump: Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening.
October 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the hardest part of living in Portland is having your house burn down every single night and then having to rebuild it during the day. the amount of money i spend just in drywall is insane.