Zach Durden
@zachdurden.bsky.social
fat gay bald (post/writer/comedian)
This app feels like Kindergarten idk why 😭
January 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This app feels like Kindergarten idk why 😭
A bird is not a plane, and a plane is not a man, how can anyone be Superman?
December 29, 2024 at 12:59 AM
A bird is not a plane, and a plane is not a man, how can anyone be Superman?
Miranda: Each year it keeps getting colder and colder..
Charlotte: Surely they’ll do something about climate change before we all freeze to death?
Samantha: I just make sure to keep more wood around me at this time of year!
Kevin: My parents left me to go to Paris.
Charlotte: Surely they’ll do something about climate change before we all freeze to death?
Samantha: I just make sure to keep more wood around me at this time of year!
Kevin: My parents left me to go to Paris.
December 13, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Miranda: Each year it keeps getting colder and colder..
Charlotte: Surely they’ll do something about climate change before we all freeze to death?
Samantha: I just make sure to keep more wood around me at this time of year!
Kevin: My parents left me to go to Paris.
Charlotte: Surely they’ll do something about climate change before we all freeze to death?
Samantha: I just make sure to keep more wood around me at this time of year!
Kevin: My parents left me to go to Paris.
Oh, Mary! adult animated feature film when???
December 12, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Oh, Mary! adult animated feature film when???
So if you care to find me, look to the level P, as someone told me lately every one deserves a chance to penis!
December 5, 2024 at 7:59 PM
So if you care to find me, look to the level P, as someone told me lately every one deserves a chance to penis!
All these finger prints on Dorit’s floppy disk…
December 5, 2024 at 2:35 AM
All these finger prints on Dorit’s floppy disk…
AI is already disappointing me cause where are the Reba versions of The Black Eyed Peas discography? I need to hear Boom Boom Pow
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 AM
AI is already disappointing me cause where are the Reba versions of The Black Eyed Peas discography? I need to hear Boom Boom Pow
I think it’s so funny all the time it’s “men of the housewives just get along while their ladies fight” - but what do they talk about??? 🏏
December 1, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I think it’s so funny all the time it’s “men of the housewives just get along while their ladies fight” - but what do they talk about??? 🏏
PHONY will not stand in the way of the greatness that is New York Citayyyyyy
November 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM
PHONY will not stand in the way of the greatness that is New York Citayyyyyy
Never in my life would I have expected…nor held space for..
November 29, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Never in my life would I have expected…nor held space for..
I feel like I need to know more about the time Teresa spent in jail???
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I feel like I need to know more about the time Teresa spent in jail???
Challenge has been with me this journey, first it was the red wine given to me by the stewardess, and yet I traversed the dangerous road of stainage to only persevere with unstained teeth, don’t recite the old magicks to me with I was there when they were written
a woman is petting a large lion 's head in the woods .
ALT: a woman is petting a large lion 's head in the woods .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Challenge has been with me this journey, first it was the red wine given to me by the stewardess, and yet I traversed the dangerous road of stainage to only persevere with unstained teeth, don’t recite the old magicks to me with I was there when they were written
And now what? Now that we’ve said it
a woman sitting on a couch with the words but now we said it on the bottom
ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with the words but now we said it on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 3:29 AM
And now what? Now that we’ve said it
Every time I vape it’s a secret sshhhhh
November 24, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Every time I vape it’s a secret sshhhhh
Alexis and Johnny J ≠ The Joker and Harlequin
November 23, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Alexis and Johnny J ≠ The Joker and Harlequin
Gladiator wasn’t hot enough and Wicked wasn’t real enough!
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Gladiator wasn’t hot enough and Wicked wasn’t real enough!
Chappell Roan on Hello goodbye when!?!?
November 18, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Chappell Roan on Hello goodbye when!?!?
Watching early RHONJ and thinking of Borders Bookstore
November 17, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Watching early RHONJ and thinking of Borders Bookstore
@quintabrunson.bsky.social and the writers of Abbott gave everyone at Vulture Fest such a good time! Insightful and inspiring!! Thank you!! 💙💙💙
November 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM
@quintabrunson.bsky.social and the writers of Abbott gave everyone at Vulture Fest such a good time! Insightful and inspiring!! Thank you!! 💙💙💙
SHE’S A TV STAR!!
November 16, 2024 at 2:56 AM
SHE’S A TV STAR!!
Getting back into my random snaps of flora and fauna
November 15, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Getting back into my random snaps of flora and fauna
Moments like this make me so grateful I didn’t stick to the dirt roads and pickup trucks I was used to 😭😭
November 15, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Moments like this make me so grateful I didn’t stick to the dirt roads and pickup trucks I was used to 😭😭
The rumor on RHONY is not what they meant when they said bring manufacturing back to America
November 14, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The rumor on RHONY is not what they meant when they said bring manufacturing back to America
