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Zach Durden
@zachdurden.bsky.social
fat gay bald (post/writer/comedian)
This app feels like Kindergarten idk why 😭
January 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A bird is not a plane, and a plane is not a man, how can anyone be Superman?
December 29, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Miranda: Each year it keeps getting colder and colder..
Charlotte: Surely they’ll do something about climate change before we all freeze to death?
Samantha: I just make sure to keep more wood around me at this time of year!
Kevin: My parents left me to go to Paris.
December 13, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Oh, Mary! adult animated feature film when???
December 12, 2024 at 11:56 PM
So if you care to find me, look to the level P, as someone told me lately every one deserves a chance to penis!
December 5, 2024 at 7:59 PM
All these finger prints on Dorit’s floppy disk…
December 5, 2024 at 2:35 AM
AI is already disappointing me cause where are the Reba versions of The Black Eyed Peas discography? I need to hear Boom Boom Pow
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 AM
I think it’s so funny all the time it’s “men of the housewives just get along while their ladies fight” - but what do they talk about??? 🏏
December 1, 2024 at 9:46 PM
PHONY will not stand in the way of the greatness that is New York Citayyyyyy
November 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Never in my life would I have expected…nor held space for..
November 29, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I feel like I need to know more about the time Teresa spent in jail???
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Challenge has been with me this journey, first it was the red wine given to me by the stewardess, and yet I traversed the dangerous road of stainage to only persevere with unstained teeth, don’t recite the old magicks to me with I was there when they were written
a woman is petting a large lion 's head in the woods .
ALT: a woman is petting a large lion 's head in the woods .
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November 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
And now what? Now that we’ve said it
a woman sitting on a couch with the words but now we said it on the bottom
ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with the words but now we said it on the bottom
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November 24, 2024 at 3:29 AM
November 24, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Every time I vape it’s a secret sshhhhh
November 24, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Alexis and Johnny J ≠ The Joker and Harlequin
November 23, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Gladiator wasn’t hot enough and Wicked wasn’t real enough!
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Chappell Roan on Hello goodbye when!?!?
November 18, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Watching early RHONJ and thinking of Borders Bookstore
November 17, 2024 at 11:13 PM
@quintabrunson.bsky.social and the writers of Abbott gave everyone at Vulture Fest such a good time! Insightful and inspiring!! Thank you!! 💙💙💙
November 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM
SHE’S A TV STAR!!
November 16, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Getting back into my random snaps of flora and fauna
November 15, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Moments like this make me so grateful I didn’t stick to the dirt roads and pickup trucks I was used to 😭😭
November 15, 2024 at 7:55 AM
The rumor on RHONY is not what they meant when they said bring manufacturing back to America
November 14, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Like Joan on the Cross! #rhoslc
November 14, 2024 at 5:43 PM