zachalpastor
zachalpastor.bsky.social
zachalpastor
@zachalpastor.bsky.social
2x climate change refugee. World’s worst birder. Cohost of an incredibly niche podcast.

Boulder, Colorado
I bend the knee for only one king.
June 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The local Gettysburg paper thought our domination was newsworthy.
December 5, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Every section of the Colorado game was packed today…except for the student sections.
November 29, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I feel like the @sickoscommittee.org should be aware of the greatest ticket promotion of all time.
November 28, 2024 at 1:08 AM
The best angel depiction belongs to boygenius.
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 PM