Your Uncle’s “Roommate”
@zach-v-attack.bsky.social
Queer
Daddy want to be
Fiber Arts
NSFW
🚫18+ only🚫
Would you smash? I’m asking for a friend.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Would you smash? I’m asking for a friend.
About to get this booty ate! 🍑
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
About to get this booty ate! 🍑
Tonight I get to see one of my favorite musical artists of all at 1st Ave! This is the best day of my life and I’m gonna kms tomorrow! ✌️
Wreck
open.spotify.com
October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Tonight I get to see one of my favorite musical artists of all at 1st Ave! This is the best day of my life and I’m gonna kms tomorrow! ✌️
Happy tummy day, babes! 💋
October 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Happy tummy day, babes! 💋
I’m officially a Mexican resident!
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October 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m officially a Mexican resident!
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¡Estoy en la playa!
October 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
¡Estoy en la playa!
I don’t even celebrate, but I NEED this ornament.
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don’t even celebrate, but I NEED this ornament.
Me all of the time.
Me when sports is being discussed:
September 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me all of the time.
Rotten luck! In America you get to be president.
Bolsonaro Sentenced to 27 Years in Prison for Plotting Coup in Brazil
www.nytimes.com
September 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Rotten luck! In America you get to be president.
New glasses.
September 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
New glasses.
Happy long weekend, babes!
August 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Happy long weekend, babes!
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I’m screaming.
August 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m screaming.
Me anytime a minor inconvenience occurs.
June 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Me anytime a minor inconvenience occurs.
As a Jew… FUCK NETANYAHU, FUCK ISRAEL! NO GODDAMN WAR WITH IRAN!
June 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
As a Jew… FUCK NETANYAHU, FUCK ISRAEL! NO GODDAMN WAR WITH IRAN!
Pride or die!
June 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Pride or die!
No one believes me when I say I was an ugly baby. I literally looked like Nosferatu!
May 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
No one believes me when I say I was an ugly baby. I literally looked like Nosferatu!
Me every time someone says, “excuse me”.
April 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me every time someone says, “excuse me”.
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Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
April 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
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"Anyone currently living in the country and earning XP on Duolingo must comply and register with the government or face deportation." theonion.com/dhs-beg...
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]
theonion.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Anyone currently living in the country and earning XP on Duolingo must comply and register with the government or face deportation." theonion.com/dhs-beg...
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Victoria: “are one of you taking my lorazepams?”
Tim:
Tim:
March 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Victoria: “are one of you taking my lorazepams?”
Tim:
Tim: