Kotzer,
@zaaack.bsky.social
editor in chief of ?? @lzine.bsky.social ?? @funland.itch.io doer. pinball idiot. former carny.
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READER BEWARE: FUNLAND NO. 04 IS ALIVE!!!
Spill BLOOD with KEVIN KILSTROM ahead of @nightdivestudios.bsky.social's REFRESHED SUPPLY. Go into the BEAK OF MADNESS with @veselekov.bsky.social. Can you SURVIVE @puppetcombo.bsky.social's movie debut?
Cover by Plastiboo!
funland.itch.io/funland-zine...
Spill BLOOD with KEVIN KILSTROM ahead of @nightdivestudios.bsky.social's REFRESHED SUPPLY. Go into the BEAK OF MADNESS with @veselekov.bsky.social. Can you SURVIVE @puppetcombo.bsky.social's movie debut?
Cover by Plastiboo!
funland.itch.io/funland-zine...
i'm going to say this about almost every issue but when i say 'this is the best funland yet' i do mean it
exciting morning, finally get to see everyone’s reaction to the debut of my metroid prime character, doofus mcgoofus
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
exciting morning, finally get to see everyone’s reaction to the debut of my metroid prime character, doofus mcgoofus
7AM headline: Conservative donor caught ripping the heads off orphans and fashioning their bones into a super yacht.
4:30PM headline: Orphans expect to keep their bones, is that realistic?
4:30PM headline: Orphans expect to keep their bones, is that realistic?
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
7AM headline: Conservative donor caught ripping the heads off orphans and fashioning their bones into a super yacht.
4:30PM headline: Orphans expect to keep their bones, is that realistic?
4:30PM headline: Orphans expect to keep their bones, is that realistic?
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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The Devil Bear Blu-ray is up for pre-order! This silent Canadian film from 1929 has never been released and features a guy in a gorilla suit. What more do you need?
Buy your copy now: goldninjavideo.com
Buy your copy now: goldninjavideo.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The Devil Bear Blu-ray is up for pre-order! This silent Canadian film from 1929 has never been released and features a guy in a gorilla suit. What more do you need?
Buy your copy now: goldninjavideo.com
Buy your copy now: goldninjavideo.com
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a little interview with me about darkwebSTREAMER and its cursed origins
thanks to @funland.itch.io — a very cool zine you should check out 🌚
thanks to @funland.itch.io — a very cool zine you should check out 🌚
"It just possessed my body in order to make itself."
@thoughtrise.bsky.social exposes us to DARKWEBSTREAMER, the gothic qualities of the internet and what will become of the web's lore when it becomes more stupid than spooky.
MORE funland.itch.io/funland-zine-no-4
SUBSCRIBE patreon.com/funlandmag
@thoughtrise.bsky.social exposes us to DARKWEBSTREAMER, the gothic qualities of the internet and what will become of the web's lore when it becomes more stupid than spooky.
MORE funland.itch.io/funland-zine-no-4
SUBSCRIBE patreon.com/funlandmag
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
a little interview with me about darkwebSTREAMER and its cursed origins
thanks to @funland.itch.io — a very cool zine you should check out 🌚
thanks to @funland.itch.io — a very cool zine you should check out 🌚
according to flintstone’s law he will believe he is a mafia don upon awakening
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
according to flintstone’s law he will believe he is a mafia don upon awakening
To: J Eppy
CC: The President of the USA
Subject: Wokes On Patrol
Now they’re coming for white guys with dreads. Who’s next???!
CC: The President of the USA
Subject: Wokes On Patrol
Now they’re coming for white guys with dreads. Who’s next???!
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
To: J Eppy
CC: The President of the USA
Subject: Wokes On Patrol
Now they’re coming for white guys with dreads. Who’s next???!
CC: The President of the USA
Subject: Wokes On Patrol
Now they’re coming for white guys with dreads. Who’s next???!
well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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as long as the fumes smell good
Steam Frame, Steam Controller, Steam Machine announcement is expected soon, here's a first look!
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
as long as the fumes smell good
imagining miyamoto watching daddy long legs
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
imagining miyamoto watching daddy long legs
the elite millionaire clandestine global pedophile sex trafficking ring using gmail
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the elite millionaire clandestine global pedophile sex trafficking ring using gmail
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I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
Lego Island (1997)
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Lego Island (1997)
seeing my dinner with andre at the sphere
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
seeing my dinner with andre at the sphere
it was one month ago when new evidence emerged that this dude helped cover up a murder
You have to understand what pieces like this from the NYT are and are not.
They are not an honest assessment of the state of politics today.
They are a negotiation tactic—an effort by a calcified, right-leaning legacy institution to steer the discourse in a direction more palatable to elites.
They are not an honest assessment of the state of politics today.
They are a negotiation tactic—an effort by a calcified, right-leaning legacy institution to steer the discourse in a direction more palatable to elites.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
it was one month ago when new evidence emerged that this dude helped cover up a murder
dear plastiboo fans,
Got a lot of new followers all over so here’s a few ‘what’s funland’s whole deal?’ cards
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
dear plastiboo fans,
who was fetterman’s ghostwriter? can’t say too much, but i will say he’s green, he’s slimy and he has an ass sent from heaven.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
who was fetterman’s ghostwriter? can’t say too much, but i will say he’s green, he’s slimy and he has an ass sent from heaven.
both she and her psychics probably used the same llm
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
both she and her psychics probably used the same llm
!!!!!!!
The Unlikely ‘Father’ of Let’s Plays 🎮🎥
Japanese national treasure Shinya Arino has been the host of GameCenter CX for more than 20 years.
@lewisgordon.bsky.social meets with the comedian, host and game industry’s original ‘Let’s Player’ to discuss what makes the show so beloved to this day.
Japanese national treasure Shinya Arino has been the host of GameCenter CX for more than 20 years.
@lewisgordon.bsky.social meets with the comedian, host and game industry’s original ‘Let’s Player’ to discuss what makes the show so beloved to this day.
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
!!!!!!!
tetsuya mizuguchi is a colossal corndog and sorry but that’s why he rules. guys who have heard about irony don’t make rez. tetris effect is the unofficial love island video game.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
tetsuya mizuguchi is a colossal corndog and sorry but that’s why he rules. guys who have heard about irony don’t make rez. tetris effect is the unofficial love island video game.