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“Folks, the late great comedian (enunciating) Dante Ala-Gary, says there are 9 circles of hell. You never hear about that, they don’t want you to know about the many circles. (Enunciating again) Dante says some are hot and some are cold. I think folks, I need to buy a jacket for where I’m going”
Trump: "He is gonna make heaven. I said, 'I'm not sure I can make it.' But he's gonna make it. He's there. He's looking down on us right now. It's so incredible."
October 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Folks, the late great comedian (enunciating) Dante Ala-Gary, says there are 9 circles of hell. You never hear about that, they don’t want you to know about the many circles. (Enunciating again) Dante says some are hot and some are cold. I think folks, I need to buy a jacket for where I’m going”
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
How does Edmonton not have like 5 cups, McDavid is unreal
February 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How does Edmonton not have like 5 cups, McDavid is unreal
Nothing cozier than a January night watching races cars at Daytona
January 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Nothing cozier than a January night watching races cars at Daytona
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Earth Explodes
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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Hey I called it
Elon: “Heil Hitler”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey I called it
The amount of scam text messages I receive is absurd, I don’t know how the elderly aren’t being wholesale fleeced out of house and home
January 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The amount of scam text messages I receive is absurd, I don’t know how the elderly aren’t being wholesale fleeced out of house and home
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(Outkast voice) drones over jersey
December 15, 2024 at 9:56 PM
(Outkast voice) drones over jersey
Looking forward to flying over the north east of the US in the next MSFS2024 update
December 15, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Looking forward to flying over the north east of the US in the next MSFS2024 update
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BREAKING: CEO shooter Luigi Mangione once participated in a ritual game where participants slowly hanged a man by guessing the letters of a secret word
December 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
BREAKING: CEO shooter Luigi Mangione once participated in a ritual game where participants slowly hanged a man by guessing the letters of a secret word
Verstappen / Russell is like Kendrick / Drake, and uh Russell is not Kendrick
December 5, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Verstappen / Russell is like Kendrick / Drake, and uh Russell is not Kendrick
If I told my coworkers this I’d be walked out
don't forget to tell all your offline friends and elderly family that the hawk tuah girl did a crypto rug pull. they need to know what's happening
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
If I told my coworkers this I’d be walked out
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
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Lol. One week after the Economist published this chart showing the dude can't stop tweeting in the middle of the night, Elon removes time stamps from tweets.
December 5, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Lol. One week after the Economist published this chart showing the dude can't stop tweeting in the middle of the night, Elon removes time stamps from tweets.
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![A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aohq6g4pn4njqioimsxtvghu/bafkreihm76lxdvcctcmb4dcjrorqaqxrzujwztozstsk5hiodditj3vzoe@jpeg)
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Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?
Family (in unison): DUNE!
Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
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Is clubhouse still a thing
November 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Is clubhouse still a thing
Nothing more bleak than a George Russell pole
November 23, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Nothing more bleak than a George Russell pole
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The American Dream is to earn enough to buy a McMansion in the car-dependent cultureless wastes, have 2.4 kids, and flood town hall meetings in a soirée of righteous indignance if the speed limit outside their school is lowered from 35 mph.
November 21, 2024 at 12:36 PM
The American Dream is to earn enough to buy a McMansion in the car-dependent cultureless wastes, have 2.4 kids, and flood town hall meetings in a soirée of righteous indignance if the speed limit outside their school is lowered from 35 mph.
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You guys can call them whatever you want but I'm going to call them posts because I am nearly 42 years old
November 20, 2024 at 1:24 PM
You guys can call them whatever you want but I'm going to call them posts because I am nearly 42 years old