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Yvonne Kindle
@yvonnekindle.bsky.social
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I am a multi-genre writer, a scientist, and an artist who lives in the mountains of West Virginia with my three cats.
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@lizzylizumab.bsky.social is always a good choice. 😉

#gottahavefriends #specialpeople #ifeelseen #iykyk
When you think to yourself, "I can't post that on social media... but I know who I can send it to!"
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Follow me for more cooking tips.

#cereal #cooking #therapy #supercereal
Therapist: [over the phone] How have you been passing the time? Me: [mixing 4 types of cereal together to create a stronger, more delicious super cereal] I'm learning to cook.
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Grey Poupon. Advertising that worked well.

#richpeoplemustard #mustard #greypoupon #advertisement
A post by @thisone0verhere that says, "Me, in my 40s, still: oh, that's rich people mustard."
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Fancy.

#catbreeds #pretentiouspetowners #justastray #adoptacat #fancybreed #tabby #blackcat #lynxpointsiamese #orangetabby
Dog owners: Is that a husky? NOOO! IT'S AN AMERICAN ESKIMO. Cat owners: What breed of cat is that? Orange.
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Truth.

#trustnoone #catsrule #humanssuck
Call me crazy but I swear trusting a cat feels safer than trusting most people.
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Follow me. I'm hilarious.

#hillarious #sofunny #telepathic #itwasme
I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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"So, Yvonne... How was your day?

Like this. My day was like this.

#adultingsucks #hardday #ineedahug #alsodonttouchme
Three owls on a branch. Two are sitting, one is falling off. The two sitting ones are labeled "real adults." The falling one is labeled "Me trying my best."
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I'm not promoting these, I'm asking a question. How much do they cost that you can take over $300 *off* and still make a tidy profit? (The answer is $675.)

#cookware #cooking #toodamnedexpensive
A set of ceramic-coated cookware: sauce pan, two skillets, a Dutch oven, and lids advertised for $319 off.
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Santa will be arriving tonight, I'm sure.

#chocolatelover #chocolate #adventcalendar #christmasiscoming
"According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days til Christmas."
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Especially true after Thursday as we go into the holiday season. So many celebrations during this time of the year... so much pie to share.

#carbs #sugar #eating #sogood #holidays #pie #cake #cookies
Post by @traciebreaux that says, "After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I've decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to."
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Let's not forget my favorites of scalloped and Au Gratin.

What kind of potato is your favorite? Show us a picture!

#potatoes #fries #scallopedpotatoes #augratinpotatoes #hashbrowns #potatosalad #potatochips #mashedpotatos #bakedpotato
A post by @DadAndBoujee that says, "I feel like potatoes don't receive enough recognition for their versatility. Breakfast? Hash browns. Fast food? French fries. Fancy dinner? Baked potato. Holidays? Mashed potatoes. Relaxing at home? Potato chips. There's a potato for every occasion."
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Star Trekin' across the universe...

#startrek #darmok #whenthewallsfell
The Star Trek character Dathon saying, "Cincinnati, when the walls fell."
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I am thankful for my feast. And now, I nap.

What are you having?

#turkey #stuffing #potatoes #rolls #cranberrysauce #gravy #thanksgiving #naptime
A picture of a home cooked Thanksgiving feast with turkey, gravy, Au Gratin potatoes, cranberry sauce, rolls, and stuffing.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I feel seen.

#adhd #neurodivergent #neurospicy #randomstory #aquariumlife #aquarium
A post by @emmawillmann that says, "I love ADHD people. ADHD people don't 'open up.' They hit you with a 47-minute story that starts with 'sorry this is random' and ends with '...and that's why I'm not allowed at the aquarium anymore 🤣"
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Grape or cherry? There were no other flavors.

#poprocks #80scandy #genxAndy #candy #grape #cherry
A post by @Social_Mime that says, "the inventor of Pop Rocks: Sugar is not good enough, it also needs to detonate."
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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It's time! T minus two days and counting!

#thanksgiving #turkey #cooking #thawtheturkey #turkeyinfrig #happythanksgiving
A picture of a frozen turkey being put into the refrigerator with the caption, "I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the frozen turkey to the fridge."
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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For all my friends in the States... Eat well, nap hard.

#thanksgiving #turkeyday #goodfood #thankful
A picture of a Thanksgiving feast with the caption, "On Thanksgiving, may your turkey be juicy, your relatives be chill, and your pants be stretchy."
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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things I want. I have nowhere to store said cute jars!

#smalljars #cutejars #jars #glassjar #jarwithlid
A picture of a little miniature glass jar with a lid. The caption says, "The problem with me is that I absolutely cannot throw out a cute glass jar like this. Will I ever put it to use? Probably not. But can I throw it away? Also no."
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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The meet-cute is supposed to happen in the first chapter, but all I got was this boring old abstract.

#romancebooks #academicwriting #romancereader #romance
A post by cockbroker: me reading academic journals; God this sucks when do they kiss
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I think it's the latter for me, despite the medication.

#unhinged #mentalhealth #takeyourmeds #enlightenment
Black text on a white background that says, "Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you've either reached enlightenment or your just a little unhinged."
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Living on the wild side.

#frontleftburner #stove #cooking #nobackburners #therecanbeonlyone
A post by @simoncholland that says, "I cooked on the back left stove burner just to feel something different. Thanks for following my journey."
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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And heaven forbid I don't have a food to replace a good I was craving. That's a disaster.

#audhd #food #ruteating #samethreemeals #samedamnthing
Link text on a red background that says, "Autism: I stick with my favorite foods ADHD: I eat whatever looks interesting AuDHD: I crave the same three meals until suddenly I do not, and now I am confused"
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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This shouldn't be happening! I mean, I took my med and everything.

#sanity #medication #mentalhealthmeme #mentalhealth #mornings #gettingstarted
Black typewritten text on a white background that says, "Today's checklist: Clothes? Ah, sufficiently. Keys? Yep, just found 'em. Coffee cup? Full of course. Sanity? Sanity? And we have a runner."
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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If you want to impress me, you better drive a food truck.

#cheese #cheesedaddy #foodtruck #cheeseistheanswer #queso #nosugardaddy
A picture of a fondue pot full of cheese. Someone is dipping bread into the cheese. The caption says, "I don't need a Sugar Daddy... But a Cheese-Dip Daddy could absolutely ruin my life in the best way."
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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True even if you have a dishwasher. You always forget that *one thing*.

#dishes #forgetful #thehorror
A post by Girly World that says, "The agony of thinking you're finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot."
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM