yurrmajesty.bsky.social
@yurrmajesty.bsky.social
“Put a big black baby in me” really does it for you, my brotha? Really?? 😂😂
April 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The cookout had been gentrified. Thanks a lot, niggas.
March 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Chatgpt be entertaining the hell out of me 😂😂😂
March 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Took me a long time to realize the people that call other people narcissistic a lot are usually the actual narcissist.
February 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We really need to keep track of Black Trump supporters because when shit gets bad they gonna try to mix back in and we absolutely can’t let that happen
February 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I guess I have a roommate now that ain’t gonna pay for shit. I need a name!!
February 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Nobody seems to care how stupid people are getting. Shit is really going to destroy us
January 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Mfs wanna be funny so bad they don’t even think before stealing a post.
Bitches want a nigga with a big dick and they daddy dick little
January 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Father nature bout to get busy
Massive winter storm to spread snow and ice from Plains to East Coast www.accuweather.com/en/winter-we...
January 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Damn all the fine womenz is in Target today fr
December 31, 2024 at 9:06 PM
December 31, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Ever since I deleted the Twitter off my phone, I’ve used ALL social media less and less. I think I was low key addicted to the toxicity 😂😂😭
December 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I want this to be true
December 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I’m getting real tired of this iPhone changing the right word into the wrong one.

I even had to correct two words in 👆🏾👆🏾that sentence.
December 13, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Game of thrones definitely. I don’t care how much people hated the last season. I liked it and wanted to see what happens next
One show you want a new season of?

For me, it’s Black Mirror
December 10, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Yo lol’d for real this time 😂😂💀
Needing to sneeze mid-chew is a horrible experience. Your only choices are to spit food particles everywhere or blow the back of your throat out tryna hold it in
December 10, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Yo why this old lady at the 711 call me dark and lovely 😂😂😂
December 9, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I need the lions and packers to lose. Idk how it’ll happen but 🙏🏾
December 6, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Fr lol
December 3, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Quotes are killing me 😂😂😂
December 2, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Amazon really wrote me an email about how many refunds I’ve gotten talking about it’s a violation to their terms of use.

What kind of violation is it to constantly not deliver shit I’ve paid for? Dumbass drivers setting packages outside of a building that houses hundreds of people.
November 30, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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@bsky.app PLEASE give us the ability to turn off people's reposts!
November 28, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Wayne bout to lose his last 3 locs
November 28, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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You see them hands? She doesn’t have ancestors. She has forefathers.
November 26, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Eminem is not that good.

And this whole list is bullshit

These mf put bad bunny over Pusha T
Nicki over Andre?!
I know whoever made this list palm colored
Forbes’ 50 Greatest Rappers of All-Time.
November 28, 2024 at 12:01 AM