yana
yulyana-wood.bsky.social
yana
@yulyana-wood.bsky.social
auHD ★ disabled ★ plural ★ transgender queer sex freak (they/it/any)

media enjoyer, hobbyist of many stripes. talk to me about text adventure games, fountain pens, and/or the fucked up ways brains and bodies can work!
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*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.
December 5, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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My negotiating trick is I don't actually want this item. As the "sales man" you are at a disadvantage against me, for you must make a sale. I however am not a "buy man." I'll go to my grave happy without this trinket
December 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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writing a big "W" on the chalkboard in front of the world OMELAS to invent Womelas, the Omelas for women. everyone in the boardroom cheers
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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“There are two dragons inside of you: One who loves knowledge, and one who loves trinkets. Both of them are happy when you go to a museum”
February 4, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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Yes. I do not love the attitude that finding sparks of hope and joy is somehow naive. As someone who was diagnosed with a chronic illness at a young age and has been involved in activism most of my life I can tell you that seeking out happiness is not a luxury, it’s an essential survival skill*.
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
December 2, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System
November 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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"What do we want?"
"INTERACTIVE FICTION!"
"When do we want it?"
"IF WE WANT IT NOW, TURN TO PAGE EIGHT, IF WE WANT IT LATER, PAGE TEN!"
November 9, 2024 at 3:06 PM
bruh why is it I exclusively remember I want to redye my hair at fuck o'clock in the morning
November 13, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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Did you know I made a game? Your roll some dice and fill in some character sheets, and then you go out in the real world and do real stuff like watch a movie, go to the park, play hide & seek, etc etc etc. It's free to print & play, and if you want to help out you can buy a hard copy through Lulu!
A NEW WAY TO PLAY
Operation Brownie Pockets is a roleplaying game, but it’s not like other games you may have seen or played. It's a Massively Multiplayer Meatspace Role-Playing Game — this means your inventory contain...
www.operationbrowniepockets.com
November 8, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed."

—Watership Down
November 6, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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"Female vocalist who sounds like a squeaky kitten singing in English with a faint Eastern European accent, then a sudden transition to heavy metal screaming" is, like, THE formula for a very specific target audience. Subject matter is irrelevant – the lyrics could be about shoes and they'd hype it.
November 2, 2024 at 6:33 PM
dear everyone who is dressed up in cheerleader outfits for the Porter Robinson concert: I love you.
November 3, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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if you don't know what it means, "i have plural friends" must sound like somebody bragging about having more than 1 friend
October 28, 2024 at 2:39 AM
realizing that it has been almost a decade since i tried to be a Public Poster and i have no idea how to do it anymore LMAO.
October 30, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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friend group vocabulary echo
October 26, 2024 at 9:09 PM