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Fuck first class. The real power move is buying all the seats on your side of the aisle ✈️
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fuck first class. The real power move is buying all the seats on your side of the aisle ✈️
This week was my first time in Boston(!!!) and I got to go on a super cool tour of Fenway Park ⚾️
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This week was my first time in Boston(!!!) and I got to go on a super cool tour of Fenway Park ⚾️
idk about Mr. Terrific, but I got to see Mr. Wonderful speak yesterday!
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
idk about Mr. Terrific, but I got to see Mr. Wonderful speak yesterday!
If a Michigan answer is anything like a Michigan left, it goes too far, does a 180, and then has you turn the other way in order to get where you want to be
September 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If a Michigan answer is anything like a Michigan left, it goes too far, does a 180, and then has you turn the other way in order to get where you want to be
tbh, I kinda love hell pumpkin
August 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
tbh, I kinda love hell pumpkin
Bar soap is now “solid body wash”? We used to be a proper society
July 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Bar soap is now “solid body wash”? We used to be a proper society
the word “kayaking” comes from a French word meaning “go buy a matching sports bra, shorts, belt bag, and water bottle”
July 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the word “kayaking” comes from a French word meaning “go buy a matching sports bra, shorts, belt bag, and water bottle”
they ended up calling it “Grok” because “Mansplainer 5000” didn’t do well in focus groups
May 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
they ended up calling it “Grok” because “Mansplainer 5000” didn’t do well in focus groups
oh, you said “business casual”?
…I heard “bridesmaid dress from 2004 that was at the back of my closet”
…I heard “bridesmaid dress from 2004 that was at the back of my closet”
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
oh, you said “business casual”?
…I heard “bridesmaid dress from 2004 that was at the back of my closet”
…I heard “bridesmaid dress from 2004 that was at the back of my closet”
a quick google search supports that I’m not the only one who finds Alan Cumming’s accent on The Traitors to be absolutely grating. he’s Scottish, but that accent he uses on the show is just so… inauthentic. no one talks like that. it’s not even consistent. his description of it is hilarious:
January 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
a quick google search supports that I’m not the only one who finds Alan Cumming’s accent on The Traitors to be absolutely grating. he’s Scottish, but that accent he uses on the show is just so… inauthentic. no one talks like that. it’s not even consistent. his description of it is hilarious:
Purdue stuff 40% off; IU stuff full price
December 13, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Purdue stuff 40% off; IU stuff full price
mantequilla is butter… I definitely did not mean “man tequila”
November 23, 2024 at 12:43 AM
mantequilla is butter… I definitely did not mean “man tequila”
don’t miss the 0% off sale at IGK, everybody
November 17, 2024 at 7:16 PM
don’t miss the 0% off sale at IGK, everybody
GET IN ON THIS DEAL: Uber Eats is offering forty percent off a five million dollar store purchase, up to thirty five dollars.
Head to Kroger immediately, friends!
Head to Kroger immediately, friends!
April 6, 2024 at 4:32 PM
GET IN ON THIS DEAL: Uber Eats is offering forty percent off a five million dollar store purchase, up to thirty five dollars.
Head to Kroger immediately, friends!
Head to Kroger immediately, friends!
(literally) turn your Christmas decoration into a Valentine’s Day one
December 30, 2023 at 7:28 PM
(literally) turn your Christmas decoration into a Valentine’s Day one
Thinking quickly, Larry came up with a plan to save himself from getting fired for dropping a pallet of granola bars from his forklift
December 18, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Thinking quickly, Larry came up with a plan to save himself from getting fired for dropping a pallet of granola bars from his forklift
ugly dudes have to find a different barber shop
November 30, 2023 at 4:06 PM
ugly dudes have to find a different barber shop
Turn Christmas decorations into Hanukkah ones by literally flipping the script of Santa’s “ho ho ho” into a Jewish grandmother’s “oy oy oy”
October 29, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Turn Christmas decorations into Hanukkah ones by literally flipping the script of Santa’s “ho ho ho” into a Jewish grandmother’s “oy oy oy”
If you ask me how I’m doing, you’ll rarely receive a simple answer like “good” or “fine”… you’re almost guaranteed to get something like this:
October 5, 2023 at 12:55 AM
If you ask me how I’m doing, you’ll rarely receive a simple answer like “good” or “fine”… you’re almost guaranteed to get something like this:
OMG Becky, look at my latte. it is so quad. it looks like one of those times when someone couldn’t understand my accent
October 4, 2023 at 2:07 PM
OMG Becky, look at my latte. it is so quad. it looks like one of those times when someone couldn’t understand my accent
Y’all have gone too far now
September 24, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Y’all have gone too far now