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Yoz Grahame
@yoz.bsky.social
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A small yoz-type object. He/him/oh.
Passive Londoner, active Oaklander.
Only eats kosher planets.
Also @yoz@mastodon.social.
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BAYBEHHH
I would like from you a FISH ON THE NOSE in the Haight
A man with a beard, his face obscured by the hood of the onesie he is wearing, that makes him look somewhat like a seal. There are Guinness flags and a view of the street in the background.
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Dorn’s forlorn
A picture of Michael Dorn, forlorn
October 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The American Basselope.
A “Bloom County” comic strip, by Berke Breathed. Panel 1: Image of a basselope - basset hound with antlers - sitting on a rock. Commentary says: THE AMERICAN BASSELOPE. A STRANGE AND MYSTERIOUS BEAST WITH AN UNCANNY POLITICAL SIXTH SENSE FOR THINGS THAT YOU AND I CAN ONLY GUESS AT ! Panel 2: The basselope continues sitting there. Panel 3: The basselope’s ears suddenly shoot outwards and upwards with a “ZING!” Panel 4: The basselope says to Milo Bloom, passing by: “Gary Hart has ended his celibacy.” Bloom responds: “Beg pardon?”
October 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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getting such a ridiculous rush of nostalgia right now
Screenshot of text from a Wikipedia article: "Einar Örn Benediktsson (born 29 October 1962), often billed as Einar Örn, is an Icelandic singer and trumpet player. He was a member of the Sugarcubes. He served as a member of the Reykjavík City Council between 2010 and 2014." Screenshot of text from a Wikipedia article: "He also worked in concert promotion (two Björk shows, The Prodigy, Fugees and Massive Attack) and co-founded Reykjavík's first cybercafe The Siberia Cafe: 'We were too early. Those who knew what it was all about preferred to do their Internet hacking at home." Einar worked for the Reykjavík Arts Festival before moving back to London in late 1997 to set up OLI's Web sites: "I saw this gap, which I could fill. It's always good to get a new perspective." Screenshot of text from a Wikipedia article: "In 2005 Ghostigital signed with the California-based label Ipecac Recordings co-founded by Faith No More singer Mike Patton. Their first Ipecac release, In Cod We Trust, was released in March 2006.[8] On this record Einar's son Kaktus (currently frontman of Fufanu) plays trumpet. It also features contributions from Mark E Smith, Sensational, Ásgerður Júníusdóttir and KatieJane Garside."
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Tetris is the purest of all video games, in being the simplest real game that requires a computer
September 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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What’s your sign?
A sign attached to a post, photographed from below. It reads: WILL YOU TURN TOWARDS ME I AM LONELY TOO THIS AUTUMN EVENING (Found via @waxpancake)
September 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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See this classic sticker by @laurenancona.bsky.social
A black & white sticker designed by Lauren Ancona which reads: “Basically everyone’s been winging it since forever. You are not the only one”
September 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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for the rest of life you can only eat food from one of these regons. which do u choose
it's a map of minnesota cut up into eight segments like a pizza, except a big rectangular pizza. the segments are marked A to H. A has Grand Rapids. C has St Paul and Milaca. D has south west Minneapolis and Mankato. F has Madison and G has Moorhead.
September 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Saw Claude today. He turns 30 this month!
Photo of Claude the albino alligator, taken from the glass aquarium view so we can see him both above (his head) and below the water (the rest of his body) Claude the albino alligator, at the California Academy of Sciences, from above. Claude the albino alligator, at the California Academy of Sciences, from above. Claude the albino alligator, at the California Academy of Sciences, from above. The view shows lots of human visitors admiring him.
September 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I love random game tips almost as much as game bugs
Screenshot of a Reddit comment in a thread, by user SpikeDawgill. Text reads: All I know for the car radio is to keep an eye on the last choice. Eventually it will show set to the correct time. Click that to get the yeast to build the slot receiver. The doorknob is found in aisle 37, but make sure to stop and drink at the oasis first. To get to Bo Jackson the quickest way is to dog paddle in the clothing pool. From there you can go the home world and get to one of the good endings to the game. You can also get to that ending if you fight the rock band with the Deku Stick and make Jon apologize for calling you a nimrod.
September 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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alternative version, for those who appreciate the classics
A piece of paper on which the following text is printed all in simple capital letters in black, with the exception of the final word (see below) A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST PARTY the word "PARTY" is printed in big bubbly letters, each letter a different bright colour, and the "R" is backwards.
August 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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A piece of paper on which these words are printed: A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST PARTY
August 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Joey Valence & Brae released a joyously silly & danceable album last year and this, honest to god, was the cover
The cover of Joey Valence & Brae’s 2024 album “No Hands”. They like a pair of nu-metal skater punks from, I dunno, the mid 90s? It is quite deliberately silly
August 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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literally used this slide in a talk so I'm just as guilty
Screenshot of a YouTube video entitled "Yes, Your Error Messages Can Be Beautiful And Developers Can Love Them -- Yoz Grahame". It's a slide presentation, and the current slide is headed "Bugs cost momentum". It shows a series of pictures of a car crashing into a wall.
July 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Sure, but the primary driver of increase is AI, not population growth. From www.iea.org/news/ai-is-s... :
Screenshot of text: The lEA's special report Energy and Al, out today, offers the most comprehensive, data-driven global analysis to date on the growing connections between energy and Al. The report draws on new datasets and extensive consultation with policy makers, the tech sector, the energy industry and international experts. It projects that electricity demand from data centres worldwide is set to more than double by 2030 to around 945 terawatt-hours (TWh), slightly more than the entire electricity consumption of Japan today. Al will be the most significant driver of this increase, with electricity demand from Al-optimised data centres projected to more than quadruple by 2030.
July 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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as someone posted in slack
A frame from Shrek: Lord Farquad on the balcony, with meme text: SOME OF YOU MAY DIE BUT THAT IS A SACRIFICE I’M WILLING TO MAKE
June 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Yesterday morning my partner found a tiny kitten in the front yard

it has already consumed our day, my daughter’s heart, and over a hundred dollars (look, SOMEONE has to budget this)

(apparently, among all of us, I am the most keen to find the previous owner)
Photo of a small orange tabby kitten asleep on a blue couch. A small brown and white dog sniffs at the kitten. A young girl, mostly out of shot, has one hand on the dog and the other stroking the kitten.
June 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u
A photo of Fatiha El-Ghorri, the British Muslim comedian and writer. She’s wearing a multicoloured hijab, she’s smiling, and her hands are raised to frame her face.
June 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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COMMITMENT TO THE BIT, BABY

(yes, there is still a Pizza Hut logo sign there if you look closely)
A selfie of two guys taken from the corner of Jamaica Avenue, New York City. On the facing corner there is a Taco Bell which still has a small Pizza Hut logo sign above it (yes, really, it’s there)
June 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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correct
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the song “Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell” "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell" Song by Das Racist Released: 2008 Genre: Comedy hip-hop • pop rap Length: 2:58 The song is about two people (Das Racist members Himanshu "Heems" Suri and Victor "Kool A.D." Vazquez) on their cellphones, trying to find each other in "the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell on Jamaica Avenue;" its lyrics consist primarily of the phrase "I'm at the Pizza Hut / I'm at the Taco Bell / I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell".
June 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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try guessing which wikipedia page this is
Screenshot of a Wikipedia page, at the start of the “Analysis” section. It shows an engraving of a Roman man wearing a laurel wreath, followed by this quote: “For when our audience find it a pleasure to listen, their attention and their readiness to believe what they hear are both alike increased, while they are generally filled with delight, and sometimes even transported by admiration.” —Quintilian, Institutio Oratoria, 8. 3.5 At the bottom of the screenshot is the first few words of a paragraph: “The journal New Literary History called it”
June 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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My outie goes to weddings in interesting places.
The entrance to the Bell Works building in Holmdel, New Jersey. A photo of the huge, multi-level atrium inside the Bell Works building in Holmdel, New Jersey. A photo of a wide open space inside the atrium in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, New Jersey. There is a huge wall at one end; it’s blank, as opposed to what it looks like in “Severance” (where it has a man’s face in profile). There are brightly coloured couches and people walking around. The tall, three-legged water tower outside the Bell Works building in Holmdel, New Jersey.
June 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Chag Sameach and happy anniversary to this absolute gem

(Hope your digestive system is doing okay)
Tweet by Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) from 20 April 2019: “imagine baking fucked up bread ONCE when you're in a huge rush and centuries later your descendants are still gathering once a year to discuss how fucked that bread was” When the screenshot was taken, this tweet has 5,141 retweets and 39.8K likes.
April 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
Don Warrington in his “Strictly Come Dancing” black sparkly shirt. He’d make a FANTASTIC Doctor.
March 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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A panel from the Achewood webcomic: Cornelius Bear says, “Why, two stoned nincompoops in a Volvo! Talk about your lesser works of Christo!”
March 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM