Gwdihŵ 🦉
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And tonight Matthew, I’m going to be… Stevie Nicks! 🌙✨
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
And tonight Matthew, I’m going to be… Stevie Nicks! 🌙✨
The tangerines you bought on your delusional health kick watching you eat crisps
September 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The tangerines you bought on your delusional health kick watching you eat crisps
Radio 6 is beating the shit out of me with the big bat of gorgeous bittersweet nostalgia this morning
September 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Radio 6 is beating the shit out of me with the big bat of gorgeous bittersweet nostalgia this morning
I was watching The Pacific last night, which is always a great if massively depressing & horrible watch, but fuck me, the opening credits don’t half go on a bit
September 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I was watching The Pacific last night, which is always a great if massively depressing & horrible watch, but fuck me, the opening credits don’t half go on a bit
I didn’t look at the news or the socials at all last night & I could almost hear my brain healing. It was lovely. Anyway, here I am again
September 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I didn’t look at the news or the socials at all last night & I could almost hear my brain healing. It was lovely. Anyway, here I am again
Been quite a mental few days aye
September 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Been quite a mental few days aye
Today I finally got to meet the beagle downstairs, who I learned is named Diana (the queen of hearts!) & she also spins around on her arse when she’s excited & happy (she did this after I cuddled her)
August 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Today I finally got to meet the beagle downstairs, who I learned is named Diana (the queen of hearts!) & she also spins around on her arse when she’s excited & happy (she did this after I cuddled her)
How it feels to have no alarms set for the morning
August 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
How it feels to have no alarms set for the morning
Having a horrendous cold in a heatwave is a uniquely shit experience that I hope never to repeat
August 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Having a horrendous cold in a heatwave is a uniquely shit experience that I hope never to repeat
If you want an idea of how seriously I took my education at 17, I didn’t realise that AS levels were real exams until I was going into the hall to do them & one of my friends assured me that they weren’t just a practice run
August 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
If you want an idea of how seriously I took my education at 17, I didn’t realise that AS levels were real exams until I was going into the hall to do them & one of my friends assured me that they weren’t just a practice run
How have I managed to get a cold in an August heatwave
August 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How have I managed to get a cold in an August heatwave
My very young colleague just said to me in all innocence, “Have you got a railcard?” My sweet summer child, I am 38
August 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
My very young colleague just said to me in all innocence, “Have you got a railcard?” My sweet summer child, I am 38
God I love The Gilded Age. The stakes for almost everything are so low (e.g. Someone’s lost a glove! or The chef’s been faking his accent!) that when something high stakes happens, you gasp in a way you haven’t gasped at the telly since Breaking Bad series 5
August 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
God I love The Gilded Age. The stakes for almost everything are so low (e.g. Someone’s lost a glove! or The chef’s been faking his accent!) that when something high stakes happens, you gasp in a way you haven’t gasped at the telly since Breaking Bad series 5
I suspect she might just be a garden variety sociopath tbh
August 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I suspect she might just be a garden variety sociopath tbh
That Bonnie Blue doc was a bit mucky wasn’t it
August 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
That Bonnie Blue doc was a bit mucky wasn’t it
Woman just came up to me asking if I spoke Russian
July 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Woman just came up to me asking if I spoke Russian
Dreamt that Alexander Skarsgard wanted to marry me last night & in the dream I was worried about how to break it to Mr Gwd. But when I told him about it today he was like “honestly, fair enough”
July 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dreamt that Alexander Skarsgard wanted to marry me last night & in the dream I was worried about how to break it to Mr Gwd. But when I told him about it today he was like “honestly, fair enough”
It’s 22C & muggy but we’re still going out for a Sunday dinner
July 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It’s 22C & muggy but we’re still going out for a Sunday dinner