@youtalkintoschmie.bsky.social
Colorado Rapids soccer fan. Believer in equality. Pop culture humor and political satire enthusiast. Bi men do exist! 🏳️🌈
Can't wait to see Mandani on SNL this weekend!
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Can't wait to see Mandani on SNL this weekend!
All i see is this...
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
All i see is this...
Driving our biggest trade allies into the hands of Asia. Thanks, Trump!
🇨🇦 After Trump’s temper tantrum over the (VERY REAL) Reagan anti-tariffs ad, Canada says they will now turn towards making deals with Asia instead.
MAGA = Making Asia Great Again
& Making Argentina Great Again
MAGA = Making Asia Great Again
& Making Argentina Great Again
October 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Driving our biggest trade allies into the hands of Asia. Thanks, Trump!
⚠️ To your battle positions, Queers and Allies! 📢
Breaking: The Supreme Court is now officially considering taking up a case overturning same-sex marriage.
This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.
This is the first time in history the court has considered rolling back this right.
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
⚠️ To your battle positions, Queers and Allies! 📢
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No Kings Denver speaker Joe Salazar (fmr Dem state rep) tells me they estimate 25-30k gathered in Denver today, similar to the No Kings protest earlier this year. This view is from photographer Cheney Orr for the New York Times. #copolitics
October 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
No Kings Denver speaker Joe Salazar (fmr Dem state rep) tells me they estimate 25-30k gathered in Denver today, similar to the No Kings protest earlier this year. This view is from photographer Cheney Orr for the New York Times. #copolitics
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To the Olympic committee...
For everyone's safety, Move the World Cup and the Olympic games out of the U.S.
For everyone's safety, Move the World Cup and the Olympic games out of the U.S.
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
To the Olympic committee...
For everyone's safety, Move the World Cup and the Olympic games out of the U.S.
For everyone's safety, Move the World Cup and the Olympic games out of the U.S.
BOYCOTT. BOYCOTT. BOYCOTT.
Trump threatens to move World Cup games out of blue cities due to "crime"
September 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
BOYCOTT. BOYCOTT. BOYCOTT.
After taking a bit of a hiatus due to some income constraints, happy to reinstate my paid @rapids96podcast.bsky.social subscription! Keep up the good work, @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social and @bymattpollard.bsky.social !!
September 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
After taking a bit of a hiatus due to some income constraints, happy to reinstate my paid @rapids96podcast.bsky.social subscription! Keep up the good work, @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social and @bymattpollard.bsky.social !!
Watch 'Extrapolations' on Apple TV to see how this plays out in a realistic way. Fantastic show!
There are many things to say about this choice, but for me the first thing that leaps to mind is that, well, Miami is unlikely to still be habitable in 2100, so it's a great place to put a monument to the man who will do more than any other single being to bring that state of affairs about
Trump settles on downtown Miami for his presidential library
The formal decision to dedicate land for the library will be voted on soon by the Florida Cabinet. The vote is expected to be unanimous.
www.nbcnews.com
September 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Watch 'Extrapolations' on Apple TV to see how this plays out in a realistic way. Fantastic show!
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BREAKING: This Trump / Epstein statue to honor “friendship month” was mysteriously placed on the national mall. I love it.
Don’t stop talking about Epstein.
Don’t stop talking about Epstein.
September 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
BREAKING: This Trump / Epstein statue to honor “friendship month” was mysteriously placed on the national mall. I love it.
Don’t stop talking about Epstein.
Don’t stop talking about Epstein.
The GOP is protecting and covering up for pedophiles, including Trump, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!
a man says we 're not the only people on this island
ALT: a man says we 're not the only people on this island
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The GOP is protecting and covering up for pedophiles, including Trump, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!
Dems at least have to go through the motions to initiate impeachment for this, even if it goes nowhere. We can't let this stand without a congressional response, for history and posterity sake.
BREAKING: Trump, Hegseth violated the Posse Comitatus Act with their troop deployment to Los Angeles, Judge Charles Breyer rules after trial. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dems at least have to go through the motions to initiate impeachment for this, even if it goes nowhere. We can't let this stand without a congressional response, for history and posterity sake.
Rapids suck currently, let's talk about something else. I'm noticing more and more ads that are modeled to look like podcasts. Can we acknowledge that podcasts are now actively a part of the problem of capitalism? They're being poisoned with deceit, just like social media.
August 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Rapids suck currently, let's talk about something else. I'm noticing more and more ads that are modeled to look like podcasts. Can we acknowledge that podcasts are now actively a part of the problem of capitalism? They're being poisoned with deceit, just like social media.
Rapids can't buy a goal right now
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Rapids can't buy a goal right now
I'm shattering my own expenditure records also, with all this crushing capitalist inflationary bullshit! Where's my infographic?
MLS clubs shattered the transfer expenditure record in 2025 to a tune of approximately $336 million, which was led by three MLS-record incoming transfers and more than $40 million spent on the newly-implemented cash-for-player trades.
August 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm shattering my own expenditure records also, with all this crushing capitalist inflationary bullshit! Where's my infographic?
September is Bisexual Visibility Month. We out here! 🩷💙💜
Mitch Brown played for the West Coast Eagles for a decade and has become the first male player in the Australian Football League's history to publicly identify as bisexual.
The first openly bisexual man in the Australian Football League is calling for a cultural change
Mitch Brown played for the West Coast Eagles for a decade and has become the first male player in the Australian Football League's history to publicly identify as bisexual.
bit.ly
August 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
September is Bisexual Visibility Month. We out here! 🩷💙💜
Who is the 23rd player? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!
Set up for September, presented by Allstate!
22 of the 23 roster spots are confirmed, with an additional player to be added at a later date.
22 of the 23 roster spots are confirmed, with an additional player to be added at a later date.
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Who is the 23rd player? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!
ChatGPT predicts that this Round 1 of military occupation will proceed with Chicago and NYC and conclude with Atlanta and San Fran. Round 2 would include capitals like Sacramento, Boston, & Denver. All dem strongholds in blue states with democratic trifectas for their legislatures and governors.
August 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ChatGPT predicts that this Round 1 of military occupation will proceed with Chicago and NYC and conclude with Atlanta and San Fran. Round 2 would include capitals like Sacramento, Boston, & Denver. All dem strongholds in blue states with democratic trifectas for their legislatures and governors.
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BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP AND THE 2028 SUMMER OLYMPICS!
Yes, I said it.
Yes, I said it.
August 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
BOYCOTT THE WORLD CUP AND THE 2028 SUMMER OLYMPICS!
Yes, I said it.
Yes, I said it.
Why do stormtroopers have helmets?
This 👇🏾
“Why do they need masks? They’re federal officials, they’re paid by the taxpayers. They should be doing their jobs in a way that’s lawful and constitutional, and that’s part of the job.”
DC Mayor Bowser questions why so many federal officers in the capital continue to cover their faces.
“Why do they need masks? They’re federal officials, they’re paid by the taxpayers. They should be doing their jobs in a way that’s lawful and constitutional, and that’s part of the job.”
DC Mayor Bowser questions why so many federal officers in the capital continue to cover their faces.
August 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Why do stormtroopers have helmets?
I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THIS POST-TRANSFER WINDOW "RAPIDS FRONT OFFICE APPRECIATION WEEK!!!" - Pass it on. Let's show them some love for their hard work!!
August 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THIS POST-TRANSFER WINDOW "RAPIDS FRONT OFFICE APPRECIATION WEEK!!!" - Pass it on. Let's show them some love for their hard work!!
Man, that San Diego goal by Dreyer helps the Rapids SO MUCH in the standings in this stretch to put distance on now-9th place San Jose. Pray it holds!
August 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Man, that San Diego goal by Dreyer helps the Rapids SO MUCH in the standings in this stretch to put distance on now-9th place San Jose. Pray it holds!
Worth mentioning that, for the first time all season I believe, a member of the #MLS360 team picked a #Rapids96 player for their goalscorer pick - Navarro. For the risk, BWP got 2 goals to add to his #GoldenBootDraft tally. Goes to show that rooting Pids pays off!
August 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Worth mentioning that, for the first time all season I believe, a member of the #MLS360 team picked a #Rapids96 player for their goalscorer pick - Navarro. For the risk, BWP got 2 goals to add to his #GoldenBootDraft tally. Goes to show that rooting Pids pays off!