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˚. ✦ 26 .˳·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚ forensic science major ☾☼married ☆.𓋼𓍊 my flabbers be gasted daily𓍊𓋼𓍊.☆
I need the internet to stop pushing glp-1s on me bc I am a struggling recovering ed person who is emphasizing the struggling part
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
somehow couldn’t figure out 11 minus 3 but don’t worry bc I was able to get 100% on a toxicology quiz an hour beforehand
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I just ate my first meal of the day and I’m v proud of my soup
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
my op at work stole my outfit. like literally heard me talking to my coworker about what I was going to wear this week when my new tights got in and then proceeded to wear the EXACT OUTFIT I had planned
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
spiral
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
merry crimbus
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“I’m a forensic astrologer” GIRL BYE
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Toxicology is a rough class for me because of how my mom died.
Like actively learning and being told the effects these substances had on her and how horrified she must’ve been is actually killing me
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Nothing like starting the day with a full blown anxiety attack because people don’t know how to fucking drive
October 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Love that my vet won’t send one more month’s prescription of my cat’s food bc they say we need to bring him in for a checkup- that they don’t even have an opening for until the middle of November.
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
As an ex starbs barista, I’m beefing with the local starbs baristas bc in what world is this light ice? And how you not gonna fill the cup up if you’re also not gonna give me light ice? I expect this kind of room with light ice
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I am very not good at consoling people when they are upset and am a ball of anxiety when bad things happen bc I feel like I’m acting incorrectly
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
if you are a forensic science student in your senior year of college, and you don’t know that postmortem means after death, pls find another degree path.
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My betrayal list:
my hubband ate a peanut butter protein bar in our bed
rina likes the second mamma mia better than the first
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
reminder that it’s okay to be wrong about something and it doesn’t make you less of a person
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think Rina’s pfp is of me ??
October 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
zuko and katara shoulda ended up together and no one can convince me otherwise
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me literally last week: I don’t think blonde men are attractive
MEANWHILE: JAMES SPADER IN THE 80s
October 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
… I made friends at my new job who care enough about me that they have surprised me with a sports ball shirt to wear tomorrow for tailgate day to match with them 🥺
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My instructor at work is trying to tell me to do math incorrectly and she’s getting the wrong answer and I’m not and now we are beefing
October 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I love having such beautiful, supportive friends 💕
October 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Guys I got new Halloween slippers
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My hormones are whacked and I am super sensitive rn so pls no one josh me bc I will shut down and cry
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A coworker I hate keeps taking snippets of my face during teams calls and making memes
October 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hey guys, Uno wanted me to show you his Halloween tunnel and tent. He’s very good at hiding in them. That is all.
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM