Maybe so you’d have to lecture those who ask what that stain is and you can tell them about your oh so delly milk that you are creaming your pants over 💀💀

Motherfucker, you a vampire or smth?? Y the hell you drinking that shit in the dark??? I hope to drop it and it looks like shit stains in you bed

I don’t give a shit! You just talked about it for THREE fucking HOURS straight! MILK!!! MILK WHO TF LIKES MILK THAT MUCH!?!??!!